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Anndvasawen 03-23-2003 03:28 AM

No hairdressers in Middle-earth! (that's for sure)
 
Look at those Orcs. They seriously need a makeover and a hair cut. And look at Saruman's hair and Gandalf's! Their hair is so long that it probably has never been cut and never will be cut, that's for sure! And the Men. Their hair is all shoulder length (perhaps it doesn't grow as fast as some other races. Or maybe it was the fashion in Middle-earth to have long hair. The Dwarves never cut their bushes of hair. They plait their beards. The Elves have very long hair, but at least they manage to keep it silky and clean. I wonder.....Maybe there was no need for a hairdresser in Middle-earth!

I was just thinking. (he he)

Niluial 03-23-2003 05:48 AM

Good Day Anndvasawen! I agree there are probably no hairdressers in Middle-earth. Maybe there are but they are not very good are they?

P.S Maybe speak to Borrow-Wight to have one of the articles removed. I don’t know if you noticed but you posted two of the same article.

Meela 03-23-2003 02:25 PM

Boromir's hair was very neatly 'shorn', as they say in the books. I take it he didn't do that himself. Who cut his hair?

Horse-Maiden of the Shire 03-23-2003 03:10 PM

Maybe Anborn cut it.

I have to confess, when I first saw Lego's knives in their sheaths on his back I thought they were hedgeclippers! But now that I think about it, maybe they're knives and giant haircutters in one!

Quirkette 03-23-2003 05:13 PM

How do you account for the elves' silky tresses? I want to know their secret. Perhaps they wash their hair in Galadriel's mirror.

Goldberry 03-23-2003 05:23 PM

Elves seem to just be naturally . . . pretty. hehe. They never have to do anything - they are all natural [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
Quirkette - luv your avatar! [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

[ March 23, 2003: Message edited by: Goldberry ]

Rynoah, the Overly-Happy 03-23-2003 06:33 PM

Quote:

Boromir's hair was very neatly 'shorn', as they say in the books. I take it he didn't do that himself. Who cut his hair?
Me! Duh! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Perhaps the Elves steal some of the Entwash for their hair-cleansing purposes. "Herbal Entwashes?"

Mordor_Queen 03-27-2003 07:48 AM

If there arent any, how do they have such perfect hair?!

Quirkette 03-27-2003 08:27 AM

Same reason they have perfect skin, and everything else: PERFECT ELF GENES!!!!!! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

And they are well versed in little braids.


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