Skips over the Helm's Deep scene...la-lala-lala-lala...
Merry can be seen pacing. At last Treebeard turns away from the others and approaches the Hobbits, Pippin sees him coming.
Pippin: Merry. Verdict's in.
Merry joins him.
Treebeard: We have just agreed...
Pippin and Merry wait. Merry tries to be patient.
Merry: Yes?
Treebeard: We...ummm...we...
PJ: Cut! John, don't forget your lines.
PJ hands Treebeard his script.
Treebeard: Oh...OK.
Treebeard hands it back. -> Duh.
PJ: Action!
Treebeard: I have told your names to the Entmoot...and wehaveagreedyouarenotOrcs. *gasp*
Merry: How can that be your decision?
Treebeard: Now don't be hasty, Master Meria...what?
Merry: Hasty? We' re not hasty! We're Orcs!
Treebeard's jaw dropped as Merry and Pippin strip rubber masks off their faces.
Suddenly, he wakes up.
Treebeard: *gasp!*
Longbranch: Hoom-hoom-lalla-kamanda-hoom-a-lalla-maril. [sleeping again]
Wetleaf: Maluim. [Yeah. He should really get rid of that sleeping problem of his.]
Treebeard rushes to the two hobbits, then tries to tear their faces off. Ouch.
PJ: What are you doing?
Merry: I love trees!
Pippin: I need second breakfast!
Treebeard: Die, you Orcs!
HS: What's happening?
PJ: Stop it!
Haldir: Can you hurry up? My scene's next.
HS: Hit it, Enya!
Reader: Not this cliché joke again...
Enya: Not this time...La![high C#]
Everything stops, except Enya's vocal chords.
Reader: So...what now?
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フェンリス鴨 ( Fenrisu Kamo)
The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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