The orcs attack Osgiliath
(Another nod to Monty Python)
*Faramir is talking to a large group of Gondorian soldiers*
FARAMIR: Make sure nobody crosses the river until I come back.
SOLDIER #1: Right. We're not to cross the river until you come back.
FARAMIR: No, make sure NOBODY ELSE crosses the river until I get back.
SOLDIER #2: So we're allowed to cross the river?
FARAMIR: No, you're supposed to stay here.
SOLDIER #1: Until you get back.
FARAMIR: Yes. And make sure nobody crosses the river. Got it?
SOLDIER #2: Right.
*Faramir turns to leave*
*The soldiers follow him*
FARAMIR: Where are you going?
SOLDIER #1: We're coming with you.
FARAMIR: NO! You're supposed to stay here and make sure nobody crosses the river!
SOLDIER #2: Oh, right.
*Faramir leaves to check on the rest of the men*
*Orcs start crossing the river*
GOTHMOG: Quiet.
*The soldiers see this, yet do absolutely nothing*
GOTHMOG: Draw swords.
*The soldiers still don't do anything*
*The orcs land*
SOLDIER #1: Hey! You're not supposed to-AAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!
*gets killed*
ORCS: RARRRRRGH!
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