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Here is another one........ and you have to imagine that Sam likes Country and Western songs:-


IN WESTERN SONGS THERE IS NO FUN
AND IT SEEMS SO STRANGE A THING,
SO MANY DIE WITHOUT THE GUN
THAT THEY FORGOT TO BRING,
THEY GET INTO A STUPID FIGHT
IN TAVERNS OR A BAR,
THEY ARGUE OVER WHO IS RIGHT
AND WHO HAS THE LONGEST SCAR.

NOW THOUGH IT IS THAT ONE MUST DIE
AND TAKE ETERNAL SLEEP,
TO LEAVE A MOTHER WITH NEED TO BUY
A COFFIN AND TO WEEP,
HE'LL LEAVE BEHIND A BABY SON
A DOG THAT'S NEVER WELL,
A HORSE WHO'S DAYS ARE LONG SINCE DONE
AND A WIFE TO ROT IN HELL.