My daughter's best take away from the movie? A premise for a commercial:
*Galadriel is green and ranting and shaking the foundations of Dol Guldur*
Elrond: Here, Galadriel, have a Snickers' bar.
Galadriel: What's this for?
Elrond: You are not yourself when you're hungry.
*Galadriel bites the chocolate bar dramatically and chews in slow-mo*
Galadriel: I shall just be Galadriel and pass into the West.
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And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.
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