The Northern English version...
Eh up!
Right, there's three rings fer that poncy lot.
Seven fer short lot, down pit.
Nine fer us lot, the workin' blokes.
One fer that B****d, on his loo,
in that London where it's all dark.
This One Ring's the bleedin' boss o' the others.
It sticks 'em all together, an' all!
An' ye' know what? It brings 'em all together, too!
An' it binds 'em all up,
Aye, an' it all happens in that London,
Where it's all dark.
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