Phantom's Song
(Disclaimer: Yes, I know, I'm rubbish at song lyrics. And I whipped this out mighty quick, so bear with me.)
I could sniff out all the critics if I wasn't so narcissistic
Consultin' with the mod.
And my head I'd be scratchin' while
my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a bod.
I'd unravel every riddle for any individ'le,
With the itch to lynch.
With the baddies I'd be floggin'
I could be another Noggin
If I only had a bod.
Oh, I could tell you why tgwbs refused to use syntax.
I could think of things even Fea couldn't uncode.
And then I'd sit, and BS some more.
I would not be just a nothin' my head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain.
I would dance and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry,
If I only had a brain.
Aka dead men vote no reps.
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Fenris bookworm.
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