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Old 12-15-2008, 11:45 AM   #143
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Originally Posted by Morthoron View Post
If I found 200,000 orcs at my front door, I would...

call Orkin Pest Control:
http://www.orkin.com/

Having Orcs on the premises is embarrassing (I mean, really, what would the neighbors say?), and Orc defecation is unsightly and unhealthy! So have your home sprayed biannually to eradicate those pesky Orc infestations.
Yeah, I guess we could call our pest control guys, but the problem would be the orcs themselves I don't think would like getting sprayed in the face with poison.
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