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Originally Posted by Tuor in Gondolin
I wish Tom Bambadil decided to put a
high-rise condominium on the barrow downs.
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As you wish. Tom started to begin but got distracted and ran singing and collecting lilies.
A rap band scooped him up to sing for them, but were disappointed by his choice of topics.
I wish that Gandalf had an electrostaff.
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