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Old 10-06-2006, 10:45 AM   #255
Hookbill the Goomba
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Originally Posted by ninja91
Why does Shelob like to eat people?
A - On the contrary! She hates it! But, due to racial stereotyping everyone assumes she does. When she chased Frodo she merely wanted to give him a potato. But did Frodo believe her? NO! He made an assumption based only on appearances! She accidentally knocked him out and, to stop him from hurting himself, she wrapped him in a nice warm blanket of her own making. She thought Sam was after her new guest!

Q - Why did Saruman use the Palantir?
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