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You make up for your nasty habit of imprisoning guests with age-old wisdom and undeniable gravitas.
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True.
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Your decorating skills lean toward industrial and deconstructed styles.
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I'm not sure it does the word "style" any favors.
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You terrorize the neighbours
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Darn right!
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whether with loud music or worse
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Worse.
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and you don't give a hoot about zoning restrictions.
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Those wretches told me I couldn't put my heads-on-spikes out on the patio anymore, to say nothing about them trying to make me get rid of my slave pits!
Hmm...that's not the first place that came to mind...
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Oh, and we can't be friends anymore.
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Not even just a little...?
