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Update on the Hunt for Amanda
HEAVILY ARMOURED FIGURE: (speaking through visor) Well, here we are in Andunie, and before I take ship for Middle-earth I'm intending to interview Her Majesty Queen Erendis, who may have important evidence regarding Amanda's location.
ERENDIS: May have? Is that any way to address your sovereign?
HEAVILY ARMOURED FIGURE: Well, er, technically...
ERENDIS: Particularly when her feckless husband had sailed away with some slag to a rock concert, leaving her heartbroken...
ANGUIREL: (for it is he) Wait! Slag? Rock concert? Where was this...
ERENDIS: Silence, rascal. Do not befoul my regal and tragic dignity with your coarse questions.
ANGUIREL: No, no, Your Majesty, that wasn't the intention at all...
(Enter the Elendili, carrying imposing swords.)
ELENDIL: Is that journo spiv giving you trouble, Ma'am?
(Anguirel clanks from the scene as subtly as possible.)
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Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter
-Il Lupo Fenriso
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