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Day 11
Once again, things were very dull during the day. Now that people got their revenge for Thorin by voting off Bilbo, no one had anyone particular in mind. So, they went through the list and all were caught by surprise that Golfimbul still happened to be there. "What is he doing here?" they all asked. "I say we vote him out. I mean, come on!! His name was part of the inspiration to invent the game of golf!! And golf is such a dreadfully boring game!! I say we blame him for it!!" Bullroarer stated. "And he was killed by a Hobbit!!" Bolg said. "That is the hugest humiliation in all the lives of orcs!!!" That night, the voting went as thus:
Girion - 1
Golfimbul - 4
The Master - 2
"So, you want to get rid of Golfimbul, the greatest Orc leader that ever lived!?" asked an outraged Golfimbul. " All because I was the inspiration for the game of Golf!? How is that fair!?!? Tell me how that is fair!! Tell me, right now!! Tel-" he was cut short because at that precise moment, Bullroarer (who was sick and tired of him and his ranting) came up behind him and decapetated(sp?) him. "Well, now we have another inspiration for the game of golf!"
Contestants voted out:
Bofur
Ori
Durin (The first King Under the Mountain)
Nori
Fundin
Gandalf
Nain (father of Dain)
Bungo Bagins
Chief of Guards
Thorin
Bilbo
Golfimbul
The remaining contestants:
Dwarves
Balin
Bifur
Bombur
Dain
Dori
Dwalin
Fili
Gloin
Kili
Oin
Thrain (father of Thorin)
Thror (grandsire of Thorin)
Men/Elves
Bard
Beorn
Elrond
Galion (Elvenking's Butler)
Elvenking
The Master
Girion
Bad Guys
Azog
Bert
Bolg
Great Goblin
Chief Warg
Smaug
William
Tom
Others
Eagle Lord
Roac
Carc
Gollum
Necromancer
Belladonna Took
Bullroarer (Bilbo's great ancestor)
Old Took
Day 12 starts now.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!Fenris Wolf
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