Automated Message: You've reached the SeeingStone service line. Please hold while an employee reconnects you.
Saruman: ...reconnects?
*click*
Saruman: ... (
dials again)
Automated Message: You've reached the SeeingStone service line. Please hold until one of our technicians is able to answer your call. Your call is important to us! Someone will be by shortly...
(
twenty minutes later)
Techie: Hello this is Jeremy, how can I help you?
Saruman: Thank Eru! Hello I'm having a problem with my palantir.
Techie: Pal..um..Alan..
Saruman: Palantir. It isn't focusing and the color fizzles a bunch...
Techie: ant...antier? Pal-alan-ant-antier... Let me see if we stock those.
Saruman: ...what do you mean stock those? Thats all you sell!
(
Techie has left the phone... this becomes obvious after a few moments. Returns.)
Saruman sighs: Look I'm suppose to be in an Arda-Net meeting with a moody Maia in a few hours and I want to get this fixed ASAP.
Techie: I thought you said you had a pal-alan-ant-antier...
Saruman: ...What?
Techie: Thats what you said... You didn't mention anything about an "Asap", but since we're a company based on consumer service I'll go check in the back for you!
Saruman: NO! Quit that! I don't want anything checked! Just t--
Techie: Oh... alright then... it was a pleasure doing business with you!
*click*
Saruman: ...