[Gurthang]

Gandalf reads his daily horoscope:
Horoscope: "You will discover the Ring of Power and send it on it's way to Mount Doom."
Gandalf: "Wow, I never realized these things could be so specific!"

OR

Gandalf enjoying a tabloid:


"Studies Prove Raspberries Stop Wizards!"
Gandalf: "Proposterous! I love raspberries."


"Aragorn, Eowyn Caught Moria's Dark. Exclusive Photos."
Gandalf: "If they are in the dark, how are there pictures?"


"Using Just Pencils, Orcs Capture Osgiliath."
Gandalf: "Man, they must have really left those outer defenses!"

OR

Sometimes Gandalf just doesn't understand the Comics.