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Haldir: So, you have the Ringbearer?
Aragorn: Yes. Yes, we do.
Haldir: Can I have him? It's my birthday.
Aragorn: Uh, no. But you can have Legolas.
Legolas: Fine! *after a short pause* Gimli! I need to be consoled!
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Aragorn: I'm going to be King some day. But, I want more than Gondor.
Haldir: So, if I help you overthrow Galadriel and Celeborn, you'll make me Lord of Lorien?
Aragorn: Yes.
Haldir: I won't do it.
Aragorn: I'll let you have Celeborn...
Haldir: Yay!
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Aragorn: Okay, Haldir. Here's my plan. I need you to speak in Elvish, so I can pretend to not understand you.
Haldir: Why?
Aragorn: It'll increase my screen time, and that'll make Boromir really mad.
Haldir: Cool. I'll do it.
Aragorn: And, it'll also prevent those Hobbits from giving me a bath.
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