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The three first-time Werewolves hung about uncertainly, not sure who they should kill first.
Or...
Legolas: This isn't the bathroom.
Boromir(grimly): It is now.
Or...
As the Orcs rudely challenged Boromir's Disco King title, Aragorn and Legolas knew it was time to step aside...
Or...
Legolas: Psst, Aragorn, your quiver is on backwards.
Aragorn: It's not my quiver.
Boromir: Then what...
Aragorn: It's an ear of corn. Shut up and don't ask!
Or...
After Aragorn's left arm was hewn off, he composed a handy sling to keep it in. Boromir and Legolas were not impressed.
To continue that...
Legolas: C'mon man, it's just an arm, you can grow another one.
Boromir: Huh, you think that's a serious injury? Why, one time they chopped off my...
Or...
Legolas: Aragorn, why are you carrying a baby?
Boromir*whine*: Yeah, it's my turn.
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
I listen for returning feet and voices at the door
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