Aragorn: Sorry babe, sparkly jewelry just doesn't do it for me, I have to try and keep my image.
Arwen: What? Of a greasy barbarian?
Aragorn: Ouch. That really hurts.
Pippin: Never give an Irishman a good excuse for revenge!
Merry: Uh, but aren't you Scottish??
Peter: Cut! What are you two doing, this is the scene where you're confronted by the Barrow Wights.
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"...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others.
-8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"
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