Frodo: The Ring is so heavy
Sam: Oh quit your b*tching (sorry if that offends anyone)
Arwen: Sorry, Aragorn, I'm really more into guys who bathe.
Gandalf: (to the Witchking) Sweet ride, dude.
Denethor: How about a jig, Master Pippin?
Butterbur: Why yes, I can name all the kings of Gondor in order.
Sauron: Keep the Ring Frodo, I've discovered the wonders of plastic.
Eowyn: Grima's not so bad.
Legolas: Do you think the Mirror of Galadriel can help me in picking a winning lottery ticket?
Saruman: Don't cut down the trees, they have feelings too.
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