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Old 03-09-2005, 08:41 PM   #11
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4. and finally i would get them to pose as gnomes so i dont get damned Jehovas Witnessess coming to the door
Call the Jehovah's Witnesses Hotline and get them all to come to my house so they can distract the orcs and try to convert them, while I slip quietly away through the back door.
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