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There once was an elf who had hair
Who liked to make everybody stare
One day when he slept
Upon him someone crept
See if to sleep now he dares
[for anyone who didn't get it, his hair either got cut off or dyed a weird color]\
A fat hobbit named Sam did sing
Of many a delicious thing
But one day he tried
And oh! how he cried
A bee on his tongue did sting
Okay, I know, pretty crap. But what the hell?
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Death comes to all who seek it....DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!!!
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