My hurried parody of Jingle Bells
WARNING: Reading the following parody may cause severe groaning.
Ringing Bells
Ringing bells,
Ringing bells,
Irritating all the way.
That’s what gets Bilbo angry,
When the Sackville-Baggins come to stay- hey!
Ringing bells,
Ringing bells,
Irritating all the way.
That’s what gets Bilbo angry,
When the Sackville-Baggins come to stay- hey!
Annoying Bilbo,
By taking all his spoons (and eating all his lunch),
Oh what fun it is to be a Took,
With a pint of beer from the Dragon and some more for Brunch- hey!
Ringing bells,
Ringing bells,
Irritating all the way.
That’s what gets Bilbo angry,
When the Sackville-Baggins come to stay- hey!
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Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien. Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn' Ambar-metta.
Last edited by Fingolfin II; 12-30-2004 at 06:24 PM.
Reason: Changed the warning ;-)
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