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Sauron: Black Sabbath, by...unsurprisingly, Black Sabbath
Nazgul: Back In Black - AC/DC
Frodo et al: Bohemian Rapshody (See end)
Sam: Changes - Black Sabbath
The words to my accalimed parody of Bohemian Rapshody
To the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody,
Chorus: Is this the real life, is it just fantasy, caught in a legend...no escape from reality, ooopen your eyes, look up to the skiiiiiies and seeeeeeeeeeee.....
Frodo: I'm just a hooooobbit, I need a fellowship...
Gandalf: 'Cause it is easy come, easy go, little high, little low...
Sam: Anywhere the wind blows, doesn't really maaaaatter to me...toooo meeeeee...
Frodo: Gandaaaaalf, what should I do? This ring around my neck, will bring the world to wreeeck...
Gandalf: Frooodoooo, you must take the ring...and throoow it into Mount Doom on your own!!!!!!!
Frodo: Gandaaaalf, oooohooohooohoooo, I didn't mean to let you die, if im not back at Minas Tirith somehooooow, carry on, carry on, 'cause nothing really matters.
(piano plays)
Frodo: Too late, my time has come....sends shivvers down my spine my body's aching all the time....Gandaaaalf and my good sam, I've got to prove, that I can do this job that no-one coooooouuuuld! Gandaaaaalf! Ooohooohooohooo, I don't want to die, in fact I wish I'd never come here at aaaaaall....
(guitar plays)
Sam : I see a little sillhouette of a man!
Frodo: Scaramouche scaramouche, Sam I thing we're being followed! Nagul, fighting, Gollum's really frightening ME!
Sam: Faramir!
Frodo: Faramir!
Sam: Faramir let him gohooohoooohoooo!
Frodo: I'm just a hobbit, nobody loves me!
Sam: He's just a hobbit, get your greasy hands off him! Spare him his life from you monstrosity!
Frodo: Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Rangers: Of course not NO! we will not let you go!
Sam: Let him goooo!
Rangers: Of course not NO! We will not let him go!
Sam: Let him go!
Rangers: Of course not NO! We will not let him go!
Frodo: Let me go!
Rangers: Will not let you go!
Frodo: Let me go!
Rangers: Will not let you gooohooohooohoooo...
Frodo (in unison): You'll never ever ever ever let me gooooohoohooo...
Rangers: NO, NO NO NO NO NO NO!
Frodo: Oh Faramir, Faramir!
Sam: Faramir let him go!
Frodo: The flaming eye has a nazgul set aside for meeeeeeee! for meeeeeee, for meeeeeeee!!
(guitar plays)
Gollum: So you think you can hurt me and hit my eyeeeees? So you think you can hit me and leave me to diiiiiiiie?
Frodo: Gollum, always faithful Gollum! I've got to get out, just got to get right out of Mordor!
(guitar plays)
Sam: Oooh yeah, oooh yeah.
Frodo: Nothing really matters...anyone can see...nothing really matters...nothing really matters, to meeeeeheeeeeeheeeeee....
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