In my infinite boredom, I have decided to continue this fun series....
Part IV:
Eomer: I shall bring down this troublesome uglifying councilor yet! I hoped it would not have to come to this, but I must call the SWUDT hotline! Now where's that spiffy phone...
... ahh, there it is. ::picks up phone and dials 1-800-SWUDT-4U::
Dagnabbit, it's a prerecorded message! I hate these things!
SWUDT Message: Good day, and thank you for contacting the Super Wizard's Uber-Fast-Running Dream Team. Your call and your interest are very important to us. Unfortunately, all lines are currently unavailable, due to the fact that the Dream Team may be tramping around in the woods right now, and that said Wizard is recovering from being deceased at present. Please try back later. Have a nice day!
Eomer: ::grumble grumble:: Yeah, you too, stinky voice message.
SWUDT Message: I heard that, Horse-Boy.
Eomer: ::slams down phone:: Uh-oh... seems SWUDT may not show after all... drat. Now what?
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TBC later, when ninecompanions.net decides to work again.