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Old 06-23-2004, 03:59 PM   #24
The Only Real Estel
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I thought a lot of them were funny too, these are just a few of my favorites:

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Why, in part 1, is the black octopus creature painted as the bad guy when it attacks, when one of the fellowship had clearly been throwing rocks at it?
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Why couldn't Frodo have been played by Christopher Walken?
(Any of us who have ever complained about the casting should never do so again !)

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Why couldn't Bilbo have been played by Vin Diesel?
(See above)

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Liv Tyler's character is seen easily defeating nine strong supernatural beings, even though she is clearly a woman.
(Gotta love that one, huh Lush?)

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Gandalf's smoke boat at Bilbo's party is pretty impressive, but smoke cannot be made to travel horizontally, thus revealing it to be nothing but a cheap special effect.
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Experts on the occult say in order for a wizard to floorspin a fully-grown man like Gandalf, he'd need three magical staffs, not two.
There really are to many, & I shouldn't be flooding the topic with things you guys can read for yourself, but I still liked those .
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