FOR ME, WHAT I LEARNED IS:
1) Never challenge the Eye of Sauron to a staring contest. You will not win. EVER.
2) Swords are good for you, especially if they glow or have runes.....
3) Pints are now your friend.
4) Do not attempt to 'borrow' Aragorn's sword, as it will bring down upon you the almighty and terrible Wrath of Aragorn.
5) When you've run out of men to use as soldiers, grab the kiddies.
6) Gollum impressions are not tolerated
Nemarie!
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Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.= I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head
Utúlie'n aurë! Aiya Eldalië ar Atanatári, utúlie'n aurë!
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