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At Helm's Deep:
*sound of bagpipes is heard*
Legolas: That is no orc horn!
Random Rohirrim: *mutters* That's not a horn, you idiot elf.
*Haldir and co march up*
Theoden: Ooo, bagpipes...*blank, hypnotised look* Open the gates!
*gates open*
*Haldir and co enter, with several bagpipers following them*
Aragorn: *looks at bagpipers* What are they doing here?
Haldir: Um...our horn blower quit unexpectedly. This was all we could find on such short notice.
Aragorn: Well, get them to stop!
Haldir: OK, guys, you can stop now!
*Bagpipers keep playing*
Haldir: *louder* I said you can stop!
*Bagpipers keep playing*
Haldir: *shouting* STOP! STOP! STOPSTOPSTOP!
*bagpipers keep playing*
Theoden: Ooo, bagpipes...
Legolas: *shoots holes in the bagpipes so they can't play*
Theoden: Wha...who let these guys in here?
Bagpipers: *keep blowing until they run out of breath, and pass out*
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My mom interrupted me, and now I've lost the momentum of the story. Pooh. Anyway, I want to say that I like bagpipes!
And thanks for the avvie, Oddwen!
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