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A noble use for real Elven rope. Galadriel would be proud, or at least, Elrond would, because then he wouldn't be able to make it back to Arwen...
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That really put's pictures in my mind. Imagine Gollum attempting to tie Elven rope around Sam's neck while he's sleeping.
Gollum: We musssst get revenge my precioussss.
After picking up the rope, Gollum remembers that he doesn't like to be near it.
Gollum : OW! MY PRECIOUSSSS IT BURNS US!
Then Gollum comes up with an idea, he uses a rock to drag the elven rope towards Sam. Afterwards, he again tries wrap it around the sleeping hobbit with his teeth. Though the rope touches his tounge
Gollum: WATER PRECIOUSSSS! IT BURNS!
Gollum proceeds to run in the river and drink as much water as he can. Meanwhile Sam wakes up, with elven rope on his face.
Sam: Huh?
Then he tastes it, hearing Gollum's complaints.
Sam: Mmm, tastes like the tobasco sauce my Gaffer used to make.