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Aragorn (to Legolas): "Goblins!" "Orcs!" "Crebain from Dunland!" For ONCE can you tell us something we DON'T already know?!
Legolas (to Aragorn): This is an Elvish invention. It's called "soap."
Gimli (during the Orc hunt): Umm ... can we stop a moment?
Aragorn: Didn't I tell you to go before we left?!
Gimli (riding behind Legolas to Helm's Deep): Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
Legolas: Don't *make* me stop this horse, young man!
Aragorn (to Eowyn): Sorry. I've got a thing for older women.
Faramir (coming to his senses): What the heck am I doing?! Of *course* I don't want the stupid Ring!
Nazgul #1: Do these robes make me look fat? No, really.
Nazgul #2: ... And then I showed up at the party at Weathertop and that dratted King of Angmar was wearing the *exact same outfit*! I just about died!
-Lily
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"But nay: the praise of the praiseworthy is above all rewards." - Faramir
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