The Nine:
Aragorn: a parole officer
Frodo: an armored car driver
Sam: a personal assistant
Boromir: (is dead, but...) out of jail, Aragorn's his parole officer!
Gandalf: a magician at the fair
Pippin: actor in teen movies
Merry: in the army
Legolas: in the Navy
Gimli: an archaeologist
The Others:
Eowyn: a protester for furthering women's rights
Arwen: a professional singer
Faramir: faithfully follows Eowyn around
Sauron: on Jerry Springer
Saruman: with Sauron
Grima Wormtongue: with Saruman and Sauron
Tom Bombadil: well, we've established he's in the White House, so...(check out the "Tom Bombadil in the White House" thread)
Goldberry: Laura Bush, I guess?
Asfaloth: a school horse at a local barn
Shadowfax: with Asfaloth
Farmer Maggot: chasing Peter Rabbit and his family
Denethor: in therapy, getting over Boromir and learning to accept Faramir as he is
Glorfindel: well, he's also in therapy because they took him out of the movie! and he is also a delivery man for Fed-Ex
The Barrow-Wights: on here with us, of course!
The Nazgul: started a barbershop harmony group
The Ents: basketball players
The Uruk-Hai: all made there home in New York City (I'm from NY, I'm allowed to say that)
The Orcs: probably chillin' with the Uruk in Grand Central
Elrond: became a male jewelry model...or a doctor
Galadriel: a TV psychic
Celeborn: her personal manager
[ October 06, 2002: Message edited by: VanimaEdhel ]
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