OMG these are absolutely hilarious *rolls off chair* I especially love the "and you have my bones" "and my @$$" one [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] As well as the one where Legolas faints....LOL -.-;
I'm trying to think of a funny one, I really am! I really love the Council of Elrond theme, so I guess I'll go with that!
Boromir: And what would a Ranger know of this matter?
*Legolas springs up from his chair, knocking the chair over and causing a domino effect of everyone being bowled over in their seats...he doesn't appear to notice* This is no Ranger, this is Aragorn son of Arathorn, the heir to Gondor...*his voice trails away as he notice that he and Boromir are the only ones left standing.
Aragorn (on his side on the floor): Sit down, Legolas.
*Legolas attempts to sit down, forgetting that he doesn't have a seat, and topples over the edge of the terrace and lands bum-first on the ground*
*Dwarves snigger uncontrollably from their entanglement on the floor*
*Legolas's shrill wail rises up* MY HAIR!!! THERE'S A LEAF IN IT! IT'S FILTHY! SOMEONE GET MY HERBAL ESSENCES!!! MY PRECCIIOOUSSSS!!!! *his sobs are heard; the Dwarves snigger and giggle at his misfortune as they try to untangle their beards from each other*
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