A plush, stuffed Shelob cuddly toy.
"Invent your own mini Uruk-hai" science kit.
New from Campbells, limited edition mushroom soup with labels reading: Maggot Soup.
A Legolas doll that says "I Love You" , and "Marry Me", and can be programed to utter the name of the Leggybopper who buys the doll.
A " Morphin' Glorfin' " doll that changes from Glorfindel to Arwen at the press of a button.
"Breath of Death" throat spray (from the Hobbit).
Life-size skeleton of Moria doll that comes with its own well. (Hobbit not included).
A "Become the Balrog" suit. Supposedly 100% safe, this suit can be set on fire without damage to the wearer....patent pending.
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All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.
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