Sauron: Saruman, would you like to look after things today? I need to add some more flame to my eye.
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Sam <<about Frodo>>: NO! <<that's minus the Mr Frodo, no.>>
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Elrond: Sure, the ring can stay here.
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Aragorn: Sorry Frodo, can't save you today. I'm going on a date with Arwen.
*Hear Frodo screaming in the background of their date!*
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Gandalf: YOU CANNOT OFFER ME THIS RING! I'm alergic to Gold.
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Pippin: The square root of pi multiplied by cosine.... <<you get the idea>>
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Gimli: Galadriel is uglier than an orc!
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