Inspired by the "Pillow Fight" sorry, forgot posters name, me bad [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] hope this post makes up for it!
(Setting: Battle of Pelennor Fields, Eowyn's just done her whole "But no living man am I!" speech, but she hasn't killed any winged steeds of evil. yet.)
Merry(taps Witch-King on the back): Um, excuse me, dude, but your flying horse.. skinny bird.. thing.. is really scaring my friends, so, um, y'know, if you could just...
Witch-King: Just what? Just move? Just get out of your way? That's all anyone ever says to me! Not even Sauron or the other Nazgul appreciate me! *bursts into tears* Nazgul have feelings to y'know! I feel... so alone, so unwanted! I'm just doin' my job, y'know? And all these people trying to kill me and all? *turns to Merry* y'know what I mean?
Merry(sympathetically): I'm so sorry, man, I just had no idea... (puts arm around Witch-King) But it'll be okay, right? You'll make some friends, right?
Witch-King: *sniff* do you know of any singles bar that allows me through the door without screamin' or tryin' to kill me?
Merry: Well, I'm always here for you!
Audience: Aww!
Witch-King (wipes eyes): Thanks hobbit dude!
Eowyn (throws down sword in disgust): Ugh! How am I supposed to kill anybody with these two sentimental schmucks in the way? *turns around, starts walking* I'm gonna go play with my Barbies! This is no fun anymore!
Merry: Uh, Eowyn, Rohan is that way (points in opposite direction)
Eowyn: ARGH! (turns around, goes in other direction). I'm telling my Uncle!
[ May 02, 2002: Message edited by: Aosama, the Wandering Star ]
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