This is the GREATEST thread. I am laughing so hard, my jaw feels like it's about to fall off.
Arwen: "Aragorn, I'm afraid that while you were away saving the world, Glorfindel and I realized that we have so much in common and, well...You didn't think you and I would make it as a couple through the end of this Age? Oh you did? That's sweet."
Eowyn: "You mean that geek is the heir to the throne of Men?"
Faramir: "Thanks, Aragorn. You've been great. Bye now! Have fun trekking with the Dunedain!"
Isildur: "Big gold rings are passe."
Gollum: "Hey Frodo, could you move over? You're blocking the sun."
*Lush gathers her jaw and stumbles off*
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~The beginning is the word and the end is silence. And in between are all the stories. This is one of mine~
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