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Old 10-09-2002, 05:27 PM   #2
VanimaEdhel
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Only ten years? Okay...I'll give a little dialogue...

Scene: Only Gandalf is there. Sam walks in with 3 of his children...
Sam: Well! I've arri-
One of his children: Daddy! Daddy! Is this your frie-
Another one of his children: Daddy! I want some food!
Another: And gimme candy!
Sam: Where are your manne-
Child #1: These are your friends right? Where's Master Gim-
Child #2: Where's the food?
Child #3: Caaaaaandy! Me want caaaaandy!
Gandalf: *leans over* My, my, what have we here?
Child #3: Do you have candy?
Gandalf: *ruffles the child's hair* There'll be food enough soon!
Legolas and Gimli walk in.
Legolas: No! "Yrch" is Elvish for "Orcs"!
Gimli: Then just say "Orcs"!
Legolas: Why should I? I speak a far fairer tongue!
Gimli: I'll give you a faire-
Child #1: Gimliiiiiiiiiiiiii! Is that Gimliiiiiiiiiiii?
Gimli: *spins around* Samwise!
Sam: Gimli!
Legolas: Samwise!
Sam: Legolas!
They all run and embrace
Legolas: Samwise! It's so good to see-
Child #1: *runs in and breaks up the embrace* Giiiiiimli! It's Giiiiiiiimli! You're my favoritest, Gimli!
Gimli: Bah! Who are you?
Child #3: *Pulls on Legolas's sleeve* Mister Elf? Do you have candy?
Legolas: I am sorry, no...
Aragorn and Arwen enter
Legolas: King Elessar!
Aragorn: Legolas!
Child #2: Do you have food?
Aragorn: Huh?
Merry and Pippin enter.
Merry: Well! We made it! The kings both gave us some time off!
Child #3: Master Merriadoc! Master Perigrin! You must have caaaaaandyyyyyy!
Pippin: Yes, I do, actually, here! *gives Child #3 some candy*
Child #3: Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandy!
Child #2: Hey! Gimme some! *the 2 begin to fight*
Merry: So, how has everyone bee-
Child #1: I can't believe it's Giiiiiiimliiiiii! *hugs Gimli*
Gimli: Bah! Hey! Watch the beard.
Legolas begins to laugh.
Gimli: *pries the child off* Here! You take it then! *the child clings to Legolas*
Legolas: Aiya! Elbereth Gilthoniel! Let go! You're wrinkling my tunic!
Child #2: Gimme the candy!
Child #3: But it's miiiiiiiine! *Child #2 wrenches the candy from #3's hands*
Child #3: Daaaaaaaaaaddyyyyyyyyyy!
Sam: Give it back!
Child #2: But Daddy...
Sam: You heard me!
Child #2: Oh...okay...*pouts and gives the candy back*
Pippin: Do not fear, little one! I have more! *hands some candy to Child #2*
Child #2: Thank yoooouuuuu! *eats the candy and latches onto Pippin...both Legolas and Pippin wrench the childrens' arms off from around their waists and the children run and begin to wrestle with Child #3*
Sam: Where is Frodo?
Frodo: *walks in wearily* Here I am, Sam.
Sam: Master Frodo! *embraces him gently* Are you all right?
Frodo: *smiles weakly* I am afraid I will never be again, Sam...
Sam: *tears coming to his eyes* I-I'm so s-sorry Mister Frodo...I really am...
Frodo: Fret not Sam! Look at your beatiful children!
All 3 Children: Froooodoooooo! *all run and embrace him, then let go*
Child #2: What's wrong, Daddy?
Sam: N-nothing children, run off and play!
All 3: OKAY!!! *run off and play*
Frodo: Where's Rosie, Sam?
Sam: She had another gathering of her old friends she went to...
Frodo: Oh...okay...
A ghostly shade floats in...it's Boromir!
All of the others, except Gandalf: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!
Gandalf: Boromir! My old friend! You made it!
Boromir: Let's cut to the chase, is the ring really gone?
Gandalf: Yes, it is...
Boromir: GAH! No! Oh...oh well...I'll stay...there'll be food right?
Child #2: Did you say fooooooooooooood?
Legolas: Yes, there should be...

This carries on for a while, then they say their "namarie"'s and take their leave of each other...
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