Ok, i wrote this ages ago, so lets see if i can remember it......
<b> Fellowship of the Clones </b>
Startling similarities between the two...
Frodo=Luke: Noble bold heroes who arent half as interesting as everyone else
Sam=The Force: Trusty sidekick who does as hes told
Merry and Pippin=R2 and C3PO: Comedy duo who irritate everyone else
Saruman=Jabba the Hutt: Decoy villains who let others do their dirty work
Boromir=Lando Calrissian: Charming ruffians who may, just may, turn on their fellows...
Gandalf=Obi Wan: Bearded wizards who snuff it in the first instalment, yet come back later bearing advice. Also played by Sirs.
Aragorn=Han Solo: Rugged,stubbly, weapon wielding heroes who eventually get the girl.
Arwen=Leia: Pretty girls who do a bit of butt kicking and get hitched to one of the above...
Elrond=Yoda: Past it wiise guys who relate the plot for popcorn munching morons.
Orcs-Stormtroopers: Army of the villain. Lucky they cant shoot for peanuts...
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