Citizen Feanor shyly raises her hand.
"Honorable Judge Lindil? As Citizen Firneldiel appears to be temporarily absent from the proceedings, may I be allowed to present comment?"
Judge Lindil looks pensieve.
"I suppose we could come back to Firneldiel. Proceed, Feanor"
"Thank you, Most Honorable Judge Lindil... I would simply like to say that the offense I am about to point out deserves nothing less than the dreaded Legolass Torture (a horrifying punishment involving being locked in a room with one hundred Legolasses for two days while watching LotR). Mr Jackson has made the most heinous mistake of all: He used the line "'Ee's alive..." when we could all clearly see that Frodo was breathing, groaning, and performing multiple other living functions! What say you Mr Jackson?"
*cringes* "Artistic license?" he asks slowly.
The audience goes berserk, not allowing PJ for one moment to think that his feeble excuse could possibly be accepted.
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