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Luthien_ Tinuviel · 12-13-2003, 03:09 PM

Luthien steps forward.

Luthien: My lord, may I be permitted to comment upon one of the charges already stated?

Judge: Pray proceed, madam.

Luthien: Mr. Jackson, as regards the grievous offence of casting none other than Hugo Weaving as Elrond Peredhil: A director should know better! Any actor who has been in The Matrix has no place in Middle-earth. Hugo Weaving looks not at all like an elf, and his hair is nothing short of ridiculous. Would that you had cast some other actor!

12-13-2003, 03:09 PM	#10
Luthien_ Tinuviel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: A very lovely tree-hut in the Chunnel. Posts: 804	Luthien steps forward. Luthien: My lord, may I be permitted to comment upon one of the charges already stated? Judge: Pray proceed, madam. Luthien: Mr. Jackson, as regards the grievous offence of casting none other than Hugo Weaving as Elrond Peredhil: A director should know better! Any actor who has been in The Matrix has no place in Middle-earth. Hugo Weaving looks not at all like an elf, and his hair is nothing short of ridiculous. Would that you had cast some other actor! __________________ I am a nineteen-year-old nomad photographer who owns a lemonade stand. You know what? I love Mip.