If nobody minds I'll do the next scene.
<Nighttime, Frodo and Sam are asleep. Gollum is crouching in a corner by himself.>
Gollum: We wants it. We needs it. We lovesss it. We diesss without it. It was our first and last love. We needs it. We needs it.
Smeagol: No we love master but stupid fat hobbit not let us get close.
Gollum:Yes, precious. We loves it too......I mean he will cheat you, hurt you, break your heart.
Smeagol: Masters closer than a friend.
Gollum: You don't have a friend you're too fat thats why nobody would date you back in school.
Smeagol:<Staring at his hand watching the nailpolish dry>You say something?
Smeagol#3: No maybe no. 4 did.
Smeagol#4: What I didn't say a thing.
Smeagol#5: Nope not me.
Smeagol: Wait how many more are there?
Gollum: Well due to budget cuts ony the 7 of us there were supposed to be about 7 million.
Smeagol: HAHAHA
Gollum: That was my line.
Smeagol#4: Come and give me a big kiss.
Smeagol: Gaaaaahhhhh!! Go away! Go away! Master loves us now we don't need you.
<Smeagol pants and then looks around to see that they're all gone.>
Smeagol: Well thats over with.
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Next is the rabbits scene. Hope someone likes it.
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