*"Oooh! Aaaah! Well I never! Tch, tch, tch."*
Roflmao!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] I've got another group of them here:
Theoden at Helm’s Deep: What do we do?
Aragorn: Well, surrounding them's out.
Rambo III
Aragorn: Who are you?
Lurtz: Your worst nightmare.
Rambo III
Frodo: All that hate'll burn you up.
Gollum: Keeps me warm.
Red Dawn
Hama: You leave your weapons with those guys over there.
Aragorn: No way. A ranger never relinquishes his sword. (The gang all point their swords at him.) Here you go.
Red Heat
Aragorn: A real man admits his fears. That's what I'm asking you to do here tonight. Who wants to go first?
Frodo: I'm afraid of spiders, Coach.
The Replacements
Frodo: We're the good guys. Why are we running?
Aragorn: We're not running. We're eluding.
Rising Sun
Frodo to Boromir: No man controls my destiny. Especially not one who attacks downwind and reeks of garlic.
Robin Hood Prince of Thieves
Gandalf to Elrond: Well, I'm one of those fortunate people who like my job, sir. Got my first magic set when I was seven, blew my eyebrows off, we never saw the cat again, been into it ever since.
The Rock
Aragorn: Have you ever been in a combat situation?
Frodo: Define combat, sir.
Aragorn: Leggy...
Legolas: An incursion overland to unmake an invincible ring pursued by an elite team of Uruk-Hai carrying 15 guided rockets armed with VX poison gas.
Frodo: Oh. In that case; no, sir.
The Rock
Sauron (donning headgear): How do I look?
Mouth Of Sauron: Like a hood ornament.
The Rocketeer
Elrond: And crawling on this planet's face, some insects called the human race.
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Aragorn: What have you done to Frodo?!
Boromir: Nothing. Why, do you think I should?
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Gandalf (describing Gollum): Picture a hobbit who took a nose dive from the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Saving Private Ryan
Aragorn: Shorty, if you go to class once in a while you would learn.
Pippin: I do go to class.
Aragorn: Shorty, lunch is not a class.
Pippin: It is if you got the munchies.
Scary Movie
Aragorn on seeing Balrog: I don't know about you, but I am planning to scream and run.
Short Circuit
Gandalf: Oh, you're a girl Balrog!
Shrek
Gandalf to Pippin in Moria: What you are doing is the opposite of help!
Shrek
Elrond: Some of you may die, but it’s a sacrifice…I am willing to make.
Shrek
Legolas re Aragorn: You're looking at a legend.
Boromir: I guess a legend and an out-of-work bum look a lot a like.
Smokey and The Bandit
Sam in Mordor: Water... water...
Frodo: Room service... room service...
Spaceballs
Boromir: There will come a time, boy, when you'll wish you never met me.
Frodo: Mister, I'm already there.
Speed
Gandalf whispering to Company at mountain: Saruman can see you....that's how he knows what we're doing....
Speed
Sam: I'm such a yokel. There. I said it.
Speed
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"Walrus?! Will you quit makin' up imaginary animals?!!" ~ Sarge; Red vs. Blue
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