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			*"Oooh! Aaaah! Well I never! Tch, tch, tch."*Roflmao!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]  I've got another group of them here:
 
 Theoden at Helm’s Deep: What do we do?
 Aragorn: Well, surrounding them's out.
 Rambo III
 
 Aragorn: Who are you?
 Lurtz: Your worst nightmare.
 Rambo III
 
 Frodo: All that hate'll burn you up.
 Gollum: Keeps me warm.
 Red Dawn
 
 Hama: You leave your weapons with those guys over there.
 Aragorn: No way. A ranger never relinquishes his sword. (The gang all point their swords at him.) Here you go.
 Red Heat
 
 Aragorn: A real man admits his fears. That's what I'm asking you to do here tonight. Who wants to go first?
 Frodo: I'm afraid of spiders, Coach.
 The Replacements
 
 Frodo: We're the good guys. Why are we running?
 Aragorn: We're not running. We're eluding.
 Rising Sun
 
 Frodo to Boromir: No man controls my destiny. Especially not one who attacks downwind and reeks of garlic.
 Robin Hood Prince of Thieves
 
 Gandalf to Elrond: Well, I'm one of those fortunate people who like my job, sir. Got my first magic set when I was seven, blew my eyebrows off, we never saw the cat again, been into it ever since.
 The Rock
 
 Aragorn: Have you ever been in a combat situation?
 Frodo: Define combat, sir.
 Aragorn: Leggy...
 Legolas: An incursion overland to unmake an invincible ring pursued by an elite team of Uruk-Hai carrying 15 guided rockets armed with VX poison gas.
 Frodo: Oh. In that case; no, sir.
 The Rock
 
 Sauron (donning headgear): How do I look?
 Mouth Of Sauron: Like a hood ornament.
 The Rocketeer
 
 Elrond: And crawling on this planet's face, some insects called the human race.
 The Rocky Horror Picture Show
 
 Aragorn: What have you done to Frodo?!
 Boromir: Nothing. Why, do you think I should?
 The Rocky Horror Picture Show
 
 Gandalf (describing Gollum): Picture a hobbit who took a nose dive from the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
 Saving Private Ryan
 
 Aragorn: Shorty, if you go to class once in a while you would learn.
 Pippin: I do go to class.
 Aragorn: Shorty, lunch is not a class.
 Pippin: It is if you got the munchies.
 Scary Movie
 
 Aragorn on seeing Balrog: I don't know about you, but I am planning to scream and run.
 Short Circuit
 
 Gandalf: Oh, you're a girl Balrog!
 Shrek
 
 Gandalf to Pippin in Moria: What you are doing is the opposite of help!
 Shrek
 
 Elrond: Some of you may die, but it’s a sacrifice…I am willing to make.
 Shrek
 
 Legolas re Aragorn: You're looking at a legend.
 Boromir: I guess a legend and an out-of-work bum look a lot a like.
 Smokey and The Bandit
 
 Sam in Mordor: Water... water...
 Frodo: Room service... room service...
 Spaceballs
 
 Boromir: There will come a time, boy, when you'll wish you never met me.
 Frodo: Mister, I'm already there.
 Speed
 
 Gandalf whispering to Company at mountain: Saruman can see you....that's how he knows what we're doing....
 Speed
 
 Sam: I'm such a yokel. There. I said it.
 Speed
 
				__________________"Walrus?!  Will you quit makin' up imaginary animals?!!" ~ Sarge; Red vs. Blue
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