Gimli has just confessed to Legolas that he has fallen in love with Galadriel.
Legolas: You think you have a chance with her? You're short and hairy. Besides, she's married. *starts to walk away, then turns back* If she kisses you, I'll make you a prince.
Gimli: Really?
Legolas: Prince of the Land of Stench.
Later...
Galadriel: *tries to kiss Gimli on the cheek*
Gimli: *tries to get away*
Galadriel: *kisses him*
Gimli: NOOOOOO!!!
A hole opens in the ground under Gimli, and he slides down a tunnel to The Bog Of Eternal Stench.
(From Labyrinth)
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