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Old 04-22-2003, 07:00 PM   #38
Senseless Skwerl
Pile O'Bones
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
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home-ec teacher to a class of hobbits (beware there!)
teacher: now class, you take the dough, and kneed it-
sam- NO!! i told you already, add more milk first, THEN kneed the dough!!
pippin- and don't forget the mushrooms!!
teacher- pippin, we're making tea biscuits.
pippin- exactly! mushrooms, tea biscuits, it's a done deal!
teacher-.... i'm gonna retire now...
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