Announcer: Yes everybody, it is once again time for 'The Adventures of Merry and Pippin'! In this episode everybodies favorite hobbits are in seach of girlfriends.
Merry: We are two good lookin' hobbits.
Pippin: We are?
Merry: Shut up! Of course we are!
* First attempt, Rohan*
Merry: Hey baby, wanna be our girlfriend?
Pippin: Yeah, we're two good lookin' hobbits!
Are you kidding?! You've got to be kidding. You're shorter then my children!
Freya: Mommy! The short men are scaring me!
The mom: shhh Freya, don't you worry, mommy will send these bad men away!
Mom: Go on now, I don't want you to see mommy drop kicking these men.
Boy: We'll go, but if you ever talk to our mom again your dead!
*dropping to the ground at her feet*
Merry: We're sorry, ma'am! Please don't hurt us!
Pippin: Yes, please don't drop kick us!
Merry and Pippin run away as they are told. They don't stop until they are hidden in a forest.
Merry: I think we're safe now.
Pippin: I hope so, she was scary!
Tune in next time as Merry and Pippin attempt to find love on: 'The Adventures of Merry and Pippin!'