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Old 01-27-2003, 01:20 AM   #60
Horse-Maiden of the Shire
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Horse-Maiden of the Shire has just left Hobbiton.
Sting

So the Fellowship continues into the afternoon sunset (Go figure) and finally they get to a place with a lot of boulders.
Boromir teaches Pip and Merry how to swordfight.
Boromir: Move your feet...that's better.
Pippin: Mwa ha ha ha ha
Merry: Mwa ha ha ha ha
Sam: What in Middle-Earth is THAT??
Gimli: Looks like Saruman's having a BBQ!!
Gandalf: Fool of a Dwarf! That isnt smoke, tis Crebain! Aw, crap now I have to go under a rock...*grumble grumble* just got my robe dry cleaned...gya' she...
They all hide under rocks and stuff and the Crebain fly over head.
Crebain: Idiots. I can see them through the bushes.
Voice: Gya' she!! mwa ha ha ha ha

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