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Old 12-01-2002, 11:51 PM   #1
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Hey there! This was inspired by Eruwen's Poem. I wanted to post it, but I didn't want to hijack the thread and change it from poems to song parodies, so here's my new thread. I wrote this to the tune of Blink 182's "All the Small Things." That song just so happens to be really good for parodies. I also wrote a spoof about smurfs and another about sub-atomic particles to it. Kudos again to Eruwen! This isn't nearly as good as the excellent Dr. Seuss Poem, but I had fun with it:


All the small things
Hobbits and rings
Pippin's silly
Merry's witty
Always, I know
Sam's helping Frodo
Watching, waiting, commiserating
Say it ain't so, the ring's gotta go, off to Mount Doom, wanna go home.
Na, na...
Fight orcs, and wraiths
this quest's not safe
And off to Mordor we will go, we'd rather be at Bag-end though!
Say it ain't so, the ring's gotta go, off to Mount Doom, wanna go home
Na, na...
Say it ain't so, the ring's gotta go, off to Mount Doom, wanna go home
"Pippin's hungry still." "What's a Silmaril?" "My precious, gollum" "Whatever happened to Bill?"
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Old 12-02-2002, 09:31 AM   #2
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Very cool little hobbit friend. We wants more. He He He

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Old 12-02-2002, 01:08 PM   #3
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oh yeah! Blink 182!

you know what song i could picture Frodo singing?? to Gandalf:
I Will Survive

First I was afraid, I was petrified, just thinkin' i could never live without you by my side.. but then i spent so many nights thinkin' how you did me wrong, and i grew strong! and i learned how to get along!
and so your back!
yeah.
anybody can add or make this one better if they want, when it comes to songs i'm not the greatest.
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Old 12-03-2002, 02:40 PM   #4
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i started adapting "Beautiful Stranger" by Madonna, and came up with Mysterious Ranger. unfortunately, my knowledge of the lyrics is bad... so excuse anything out of place.

Dah dah dah dah.... etc...
Mysterious raaaaanger....

Havent we met,
Youre some kind of mysterious ranger,
You could be good for me,
I have a taste for the danger.
If im smart then i'll run away.
But im a hobbit so i guess ill stay.
Havent you heard?
We're leaving Bree with a mysterious ranger...
I looked into your eyes...
And i strained my neck from the stretch.
Youre a king in disguise,
but thats not until chapter two (book two...)

thats as far as ive got...
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Old 12-03-2002, 04:21 PM   #5
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i have tried to make a parody out of i will survive but in my version it's Sauron singing to the ring. you can read it in the "101 things that no character would say in the LOTR" or sth like that next one i'll try will be
Without me (eminem) but that will take some time i guess.
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Old 12-03-2002, 04:37 PM   #6
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So here it is, Sauron: Without Me (it's quite ok but i guess there's someone out there who can do better) Enjoy:

Guess who's back
Back again
Sauron's back
Tell elf-friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back
guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back na nana
[Verse 1: Sauron]
I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to claim my ring no more
they want Gandalf, I'm chopped liver
Well if you want Gandalf, this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of wraiths mixed with some great vigour
Some knives that'll jump start Frodo’s heart quicker
than a shock when he’s got pierced at the shoulder

by the ring-wraith when I'm not co-operating
When I'm rockin Mount Doom while he is exploding
you waited this long, now stop debating
Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and i’m power-ganing
I know that you got a job Ms. Eowyn
but your father's heart problem's complicating
So the WC (White Council) won't let me be
or let me be me, so let me see
They try shutting down their Palantirs
But they feel so empty, without me

[Chorus: Sauron]
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just obey me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me
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Old 12-04-2002, 11:17 AM   #7
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hey this suppoosed to be like american pie though off beat at times...

A long long time ago
In a place not far away
All free peoples were under attack
So halflings stood up to say
We know that if we had our chance
Then we could make old Sauron dance
and maybe we'd have peace for a while
Well Cadharas made me shiver
With every orc head i'd deliver
Nazgul on the doorstep
Couldnt take one more step
the day poor Gandalf died

And we sang bye bye mr. wizard guy
your our friend your our mentor
now you just went and died
well that whip grabbed your legs
and with your last breath you cried
go on you fools and just fly
go on you fools and just fly

For a long time we were on our own
until back from death Gandalf had flown
thats not the way its supposed to be
in Edoras we saved the king
then we met ol' treebeard green
get nearly hit by a shiny ball
later Frodo saved us all
the day great Sauron died

and we were singin bye bye Mr. Sauron guy
outsmarted by a wizard's and a hobbit's plight
well you were tough and we put up a fight
singin this will be the day that you die
this will be the day that you die

THE END
i wrote this during first period
i know i didnt rewrite the whole song but i couldnt think of more hope you liked it BYE

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Old 12-04-2002, 03:03 PM   #8
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 12-04-2002, 06:00 PM   #9
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Hehe. Those were all funny, especially the Blink 182 and Eminem song parodies.
I think "Lose Yourself" would work good as a parody, but unfortunately, I don't know all the words to the actual song. Besides, I don't think you'd want me to write it; I'm a terrible songwriter! [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Old 12-05-2002, 08:42 AM   #10
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LOL! Wonderful! What talented songwriters we have here! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] The Eminem one ruled! (I love Eminem). Brinniel, go ahead, try your hand at "Lose yourself". Here's a link to the actual lyrics if it helps: lyrics

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Old 12-05-2002, 08:55 AM   #11
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I agree, these are really got parodies (including mine [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] ). Let's try to make this thread more popular!
And let's try to find some songs worth parodying (is that an english word? *g* )
Worth trying would be CCR's "I put a spell on you"Any other ideas?
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Old 12-05-2002, 08:09 PM   #12
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Thanks, Evisse! I'll start on it tomorrow and try to make it good (I'm terrible at rhyming).
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Old 12-06-2002, 09:55 PM   #13
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This is an attempt at Incubus Make Yourself.
It Refers to the ring Sauron is singing


If I didn't make it,it would have been made
somehow.
If I didn't make it,it would be destroyed
by now.
If I didn't make it,I would be dead right
now.
Powers that would have swallowed me up,
but thats more than I can allow.
Even though I made it,I didn't make it
invincible.
At a distance it's strong,until the cracks
come then it tumbles and falls away.
If you let it screw you,there will be no
foreplay.
But rest assured it'll screw you complete,
til' your dead and decayed.
You should try to unmake it.
If only for better health.
But if you really want to live.
Why not destroy it yourself.
If I din't make it,it would be gone by now.


All the words were not changed some fit where they were already.
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Old 12-07-2002, 05:23 PM   #14
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All of you guys have done great! Yay! I love what everyone's come up with! And I've now got "American Pie" stuck in my head. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
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Old 12-07-2002, 05:48 PM   #15
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I can only think of two verses to this but I'll go ahead with it anyway.

Consider yourself, our mate!
Consider yourself, one of the fellowship.
We've tacken to you, so strong!
It's clear we're going to get along.

Oh we're taking a ring right up to Mordor,
gonna throw it in the fire.
But if you think that you're gonna go all the way,
Then I think you must be wrong!

Consider yourself, our mate! etc...

That was the fellowship singing to Borromir.
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Funny stuff. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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I did this one awhile back, it's another variation of All the Small Things.

All the Small Things sung by Frodo

All the small things, dwarves and halflings.
I'l take the One Ring, if Gandalf's leading.
Always! I know. Samwise will follow.
Watching, helping, loyalty everlasing.

Why must it be so?
I shouldn't have to go;
But if Gandalf leads on,
Then I will follow.

na na na...

Dark as night in Mordor.
Bruised and beaten on the floor.
Samwise brought orc-clothes through the door,
I shall wear them nevermore.

Why must it be so?
I shouldn't have to go,
But if Gandalf leads on,
Then I will follow.

na na na...

*musical inturlude*

Why must it be so?
I shouldn't have to go,
But if Gandalf leads on,
Then I will follow.
Sam support me still,
With your stong will,
Help me go on, or the quest'll come to nil.

Sam support me still,
With your strong will,
Help me go on, Help me go on
Or the quest'll come to nil.
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You guys are great at this! Hmmm...let me see...I'm not nearly as adept at this sort of thing but here we go. This covers the fellowship of the ring.
(to the tune of 99 red ballons)


Hobbit sitting in the shire,
Recieves a powerful ring and a mission dire;
Set out for Bree at the break of dawn,
Hide from the wraiths,till they are gone.
Meet a man with a secret name,
Trusted by Gandalf; a ranger of fame;
Follow him now into the unknown;
As the nazgul nine, try to hunt them down.

Up upon the moutainside,
The nazgul nine, have arrived;
Frodo panics, puts on the ring;
Gets himself stabbed, by the witch king.
Hurry now to Rivendell;
Frodo is not looking well.
Glorfindel helps to save the day,
As the nazgul nine, are quickly swept away.

Elrond with his power strong, Gandalf with his story long.
Time to worry, worry, super scurry,
Call out the fellowship in a hurry.
Frodo with his heavy ring,
3 more hobbits, seem just the thing.
Men and elf with dwarf alongside,
And one grey wizard, follows as their guide.

The chosen nine journey far, fight with a mountain, but lose the war.
Now deep into the earth they go,
And the way out, know one knows.
Evil attacks, Gandalf holds it at bay;
No longer nine, they sadly walk away.

Lothlorien with trees of gold, a most lovely sight to behold.
High in trees sits the Lady fair,
Voice of silk, and piercing stare.
Look in her mirror with both hope and fear;
Views of the future, always seem unclear.

The fellowship is no longer whole, but they continue stil, towards their goal.
One is dead, two more are lost;
Taken by orcs at a great cost.
Frodo and Sam head into the gloom,
to destroy the ring, in the dark flames of Mt. Doom.

(whew! that was harder then i thought! hope it came out alright.)
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aww, stop doing songs which I don't know. I can't sing them to myself otherwise. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]
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i think it was dude wheres my ring, the fan fic... there was a really good parody of shania twains "that dont impress me much" [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
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I'm trying my hand...........
This is from System of a Down's "Arials"

Life is a waterfall/ with one in the river and one to get up to the fall
Swimming through the void we hear the words/ we lose our rings but we find it all
Cuz we are the ones who wanna slay/ orcs that wanna go but they never wanna stay
We are the ones who wanna choose/ always wanna fight but will the Fellowship ever lose....?

Black ringwraiths/ in the sky/ when you lose the ring they'll end your life.......

Life is a waterfall/ we drink from the river then the elves came and put up their walls
Swimming through the void we hear the words/ we lose our lives but we find it all
Cuz we are the ones who wanna slay/ orcs that wanna go but they never wanna stay
We are the ones who wanna choose/ always wanna run- but the balrog's gonna loooooose!!!!!!

Oooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh..............

Nazgul steeds/ in the skies/ when you lose the ring they'll end your life
Big red eye/ so up high/ when you hear gollum's eternal cry

(repeat)

Aaaahhhhhh.......... (etc.)

Lame-o-rama, but the best I can stir up at the moment.
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hey i think I'll do Puddle of Mudd's "She hates me"

Found this ring thought it was grand
put it on and found out first hand
just as my second dinner was through
Gandalf said here's what we doooooo

the wole ring concept I cannot grip
I was in for a year long trip
this guy strider saved our skin
then he said he was the king of men

Oh yea, I hate it
just
I really hate it
ha ha ha hate
heres my charge
to go to mordor and find this mountain
and cast it away

Way back when the white tree was in flower
and the dark lord was still in power
these guys from gondor and the elves got mad
found out the rings not just a passing fad

poor old gandalf died when he slipped
then ol' boromir finally flipped
then I started to realize
were getting folowed by big round eyes

that ring I hate it
just
I freakin hate it
ha ha ha hate
melt the ring
gollum ripped my finger off
now I'm short one la la la

thats my story as seen by me
hoped you liked it if so please tell me
now it's over and i'm really sad
man this song is really bad

oh that ring I hate it
la la la la

hope you ad fun reading this
comments wanted (good or bad)
preferably good
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HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!! *falls off chair from over-laughing

"Poor old gandalf died when he slipped
Then ol' Boromir finally flipped"

that is the best thing i have ever read!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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just noticed the rest of the song!!!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

"these guys from gondor and the elves got mad
found out the rings not just a passing fad"


I TOTALLY LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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thanks(blushes) and theres more where that came from. I just rewrote skater boy
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RANGER DUDE
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He was a guy
she was an elf
could they be anymore opposite
he could be king
she always sings
what more could love bring
he wanted her
but shed never tell
the secret that she wanted him as well
and all of her kin they stuck up there ears
and they had a problem with his shaggy beard

He was a ranger dude
she said see you later dude
he wasnt good enough for her
he used his sword with grace
but she still got in his face
he needed to see what he was worth

Years after that she sat at home
making a sail that would soon be flown
a messinger came
his message was plain
in the sand a line was lain
she calls for her dad
he already knows
he sent his sons to help with the show

he was a ranger dude
she said see you later dude
he wasnt good enough for her
now he has traveled far
in battle he raised the bar
he showed arwen just what hes worth

thats not the whole song but i think thats enough

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That is a large improvement over the orginal song. I actually liked it
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Old 12-10-2002, 11:58 AM   #28
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Parodies of songs by Andrew Lloyd Webber & Meatloaf can be found at If LotR had been written by someone else!?. These two were posted by Ulmo but Im not sure if he wrote them or just copied them from another website.

My parody of Ian Hunter's Cleveland Rocks/England Rocks is also there on the first page of the thread. It's just silly. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

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Old 12-10-2002, 12:09 PM   #29
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*runs forward and hugs Mordor136

I love ure songs!!!!
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Old 12-10-2002, 12:49 PM   #30
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Oh yes, I highly recommend Lostgaeriel's "Cleveland Rocks" spoof. It's a treasure. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
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Old 12-10-2002, 08:52 PM   #31
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How about "The Red" by Chevelle? A little hastily done, but it fits...

Take the Ring
And you're singled out
The rest
Will follow you

So lay down
The threat is real
When the Nine
Are seen again

(Seeing red again....
Seeing red again...)

This burden
He cannot bear
Took a guide
He could not trust
When he asked
If Sam agreed
The truth
Wasn't hard to guess

So lay down
The threat is real
When The Eye
Goes red again

Seeing red again (x a lot of times)

So lay down
The threat is real
When the Nine
Are seen again

So lay down
The threat is real
When The Eye
Goes red again

So lay down
The threat is real
When his sight
Goes red again

Seeing red again...

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Heh, I love that song. The last chorus isn't changed at all, but I thought it rather fit anyway.

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Old 12-10-2002, 09:24 PM   #32
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Very nice. This song is based on ZZ Tops Sharp Dressed Man.


Fat bod, hairy feet he knows exactly what he's got to do.
Green cloak, silver chain He's not missing a single thing.
They come running just as fast as they can cause every wraith's crazy about the halfling man.
Cloak clasp, magic ring he not missing a single thing.
Mithril and Sting we stabbed him but he didn't die.
They come running just as fast as they can cause every wraith's crazy about the halfling man.
He's got Sam he's got sting but he doesn't worry cause sting is phat.
Fuzzy feet, short bod
looking scared, looking for Doom.
They come running just as fast as they can cause every wraiths crazy about the halfling man.

I no it is not reel good but it is the best I can do. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Old 12-11-2002, 11:15 AM   #33
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hello again i am ready to do another songthis one is a parody of All Star

a wizard once told me
this ring was gonna own me
its already messin with my head
under that warm sun
he said war had just begun
and if we dont fight we'll all be dead

[bridge]
well evil is coming
and it dont stop coming
our men take one look
and then they start runnin
it dosent make sense just to turn and run
in my head a plan has begun
there is so much to do for you and me
so you better get movin on those flat feet
do your feet get cold in the snow
you'll never know if you dont GO

[chorus]
hey now you gotta go far
so you better leave today
hey know theres this nice bar
meet me there now i say
to saruman i go
oh and striders just a guy i know

its a rat race
and evils gettin bolder
you think wraiths are scary
wait till you get sober
but the ranger man begs to differ
he says they look just like claudia schiffer
the hold on the gate is gettin pretty thin
back-ups here so we might as well win
the walls are on fire and so are the floors
the stewards gonna die so hes locking all the doors

[bridge]
[chorus]
thanks for listening and thanks for your comments on my other songs
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Old 12-11-2002, 04:29 PM   #34
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that was preety good when you told me about it I thought it was going to be corny. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 12-11-2002, 04:57 PM   #35
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It's not very good but here is a parody of lifestyles of the rich and the famouse by good charlotte.

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Always hear it in a bar or read it in a scroll a town that got attacked by orcs. All they do is wine and moan without a house or hole. talkin about how hard life is now. Wish I could kill and taunt all them orcs until they cry cry-y-y-y. If they could spend a day or to walking in one of there victums shoes I think they'd stumble and they'd fall they would fall fa-a-a-al.lifestyle of the mean old orcs there always attacking. If ugly is such a problem they got so many problems think I should burn the. Did you know if your an orc you could kill a life and there's no such thing as 25 to life as long as you've got the worts to prove it. And did you know if you were caught picking a fight the ring would just fight to get to you. I'd like to see them spend a week without Saroman I don't think they would survive.If they could spend a day or 2 walking in one of there victums shoes I think they'd stumble and they'd fall they would fa-a-a-al. Lifestyle of the mean old orcs there always attacking always attacking if ugly was such a problem they got so many probems think I should burn them.(2) Lifestyle of the mean old orcs I'll take the ring, nazgul, and your life just stop attacking. Lifestyle of the mean old orcs(3) [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Old 12-12-2002, 03:51 PM   #36
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I know I didn't change this all that much, but it didn't need that much alteration to fit. (And I liked the lyrics anyway...)

"Ring on the Run"
To the tune of "Band on the Run" by Paul McCartney


Stuck inside this Tower room
Sent inside forever
Never seeing no one nice again
Like you, Samwise, you, Samwise, you

If I ever get out of here
Thought of throwing this Ring away
Into the Mountan of Doom
All I need is a pint a day if I ever get out of here
If we ever get out of here

Well, the Watchers exploded with a mighty crash
As we got out on a run
And the first one said to the second one there
I hope youre having fun

Ring on the run, Ring on the run
And the Frodo Lad and Faithful Sam
Were followed by Gollum
For the Ring on the run, Ring on the run
Ring on the run, Ring on the run

Well, the Giant Spider got an Elven-sword
Thrust up into her bum
And the Eye was searching Middle-earth
For the Hobbits on the run

Ring on the run, Ring on the run
And the Frodo Lad and Faithful Sam
Were follwed by Gollum
For the Ring on the run, Ring on the run

Yeah the Ring on the run, the Ring on the run
Ring on the run, Ring on the run

Well, the night was falling as the desert world
Began to settle down
The Eye is searching for us everywhere
But we never will be found

Ring on the run, Ring on the run
And the Dark Lord who caused this war
Will search forevermore
For the Ring on the run, the Ring on the run
Ring on the run, Ring on the run

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Old 12-12-2002, 09:16 PM   #37
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Here's one based on Shania Twain's That Don't Impress Me Much. Not much effort on my part.

I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart
But you've got being wise down to an art
You think you're a genius-you drive me up the wall
You're a regular original, a know-it-all

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

Okay, so you're a Wizard
That don't impress me much
So you got the Staff but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much

I never knew a guy who carried a phial in his pocket
And mithril on his back - just in case*
And all that extra long chain through the Ring oughtta lock it
'Cause Menel forbid it should fall outta place

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

Okay, so you're a Ringbearer
That don't impress me much
So you got the Ring but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much

You're one of those guys who likes to shine his weapon
You make me sew up your flag before the fighting begins
I can't believe you kiss your blade good night
C'mon baby tell me-you must be jokin', right!

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

Okay, so you've got a Sword
That don't impress me much
So you got the moves but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night

That don't impress me much
You think you're King but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night
That don't impress me much

Okay, so what do you think you're Elfstone or something...
Whatever
That don't impress me

* alternate lines for Sam fans:
And some rope in his pack - just in case
OR
And some pans in his pack - just in case

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Old 12-13-2002, 01:19 AM   #38
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From her new CD Up!
I'm Gonna Getcha Good! by Shania Twain & Mutt Lange

(As sung by Smagol)

Let’s go!
Don’t wantcha for the Baggins - don’t wantcha for the Eye
I’m only interested if I can have you for mine - yeah
Uh, I know I sound serious - and Precious I am
You’re a fine piece of jewellery, and I’m gonna get your gold band
Oh, yeah
So, don’t try to run – Precious, you are the One
There’s no need to be alone - when you find that someone
CHORUS:
I’m gonna getcha while I gotcha in sight
I’m gonna getcha if it takes all night
You can betcha by the time I say "go", you’ll never say "no"
I’m gonna getcha, it’s a matter of fact
I’m gonna getcha, don’tcha worry ‘bout that
You can bet your gollum gollum, in time you’re gonna be mine
Just like I should - I’ll getcha good

Yeah, uh, uh
I’ve already planned it - here’s how it’s gonna be
I’m gonna love you and you’re gonna fall in Naur with me
Yeah, yeah
Oh, yeah
So, don’t try to run – Precious, fissh can be fun
There’s no need to be alone - when you find that someone
REPEAT CHORUS

Yeah, I’m gonna getcha Precious - I’m gonna knock on wood
I’m gonna getcha somehow Precious - yeah, I’m gonna make it good
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, yeah
So, don’t try to run – Precious, you are the One
There’s no need to be alone - when you find that someone

REPEAT CHORUS
Oh, I’m gonna getcha, I’m gonna getcha real good
Yeah, you can betcha, oh, I’m gonna getcha
Just like I should, I’ll getcha good
Oh, I’m gonna getcha good!

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Old 12-14-2002, 07:15 PM   #39
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It's OK dont panic I don't have another song this time I just wanted to say thanks to good idea at the time for creating such a supurb topic I really had fun writing the songs I put up. [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]

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Old 12-15-2002, 07:43 AM   #40
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I DIDN'T WRITE THIS!!! But it is very very good, from Dude, Where's my ring? That whole thing is very good. I wonder if the author comes on the forum?
Aaanyway. This is the famous "that don't impress me much", Gandalf singing to Saruman.

Ive known a few guys who thought they were pretty dark
But you make em look like a few dogs in a park.
You think youre a dark lord
You build yourself a fort.
Youre a regular villain, cant swing a sword.
Woo, woo, you think youre special
Woo, woo you think youre something else.
Ok, so youre an Istari gone bad.
That dont impress me much.
Ah, ah, ooh
So you, got the Orcs,
But honey, got that bunch,
But dont get me wrong, yeah; I think youre all right,
But that wont keep me warm in the middle of the night.
That dont impress me much,
Ah, ah, ooh
Oh, yeah, yeah
Ah, ah, ooh.
Ive never know a guy who carried a palantiti in his staff,
And a walky-talky in his socks, just in case.
And a whole bunch of rocks, to throw at the guards,
If haven-forbid they should walk out of place.
Woo, woo, you think youre special,
Woo, woo, you think youre something else.
Ok, so youre a Sauron wannabe!
That dont impress me much.
Ah, ah ooh,
So you, got the Orcs,
But honey, got that bunch.
But dont get me wrong, yeah; I think youre all right
But that wont keep me warm in the middle of the night.
That dont impress me much,
Ah, ah, oh
Yeah!

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