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The Elf-warrior · 04-16-2005, 01:47 PM

One Game to rule them all, One Game to find them, One game to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

luthien-elvenprincess · 04-16-2005, 04:16 PM

Much to the dismay of the Gondorians, the Orcian Festivities Committee made a sizable blunder when they published the wrong address on a Orcan shivaree invitation.

The Only Real Estel · 04-16-2005, 08:16 PM

Gondorians to eachother: "Hey, do you see that light? I'm feeling happy...it's so pretty...I want to touch it...(you fill in the sound effect)"

Boromir88 · 04-16-2005, 09:23 PM

Gondorian: You don't frighten us, Mordor pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you minions of a dark lord. I blow my nose at you, so called "Sauron Lord," you and all your silly Mordor K-naz-ghul. Now go away before I taunt you a second time.

Gil-Galad · 04-17-2005, 01:50 PM

Gondorian: what are you doing in Gondor?

Orc: none of your business english pig-dog! now go away or we shall taunt you a second time!

*from Plying circus*

We now return to the Golden-Age of Catapulting
(who knew orcs were French...)

Mithalwen · 04-17-2005, 02:05 PM

This is getting too silly!!!

(But if we built this large wooden badger...)

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-17-2005, 02:09 PM

Agreed, so lets have a new picture!

Witch King: This is my Hour! Darkness shall reign! And I shall be the... AGH! My Swords on fire! Why didn't you tell me?

Gandalf: Sorry, I thought it was you're look.

Meela · 04-17-2005, 02:12 PM

"Toasties! Man-flesh! Get your battle snacks here! Best in Mordor! Toasties! Man-flesh! Get 'em while they're hot!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-17-2005, 02:18 PM

I just thought of one:

Gandalf Regretted asking the Witch King for a light. (He’ll never smoke again!)

Mithalwen · 04-17-2005, 02:18 PM

Lord Coe was not convinced that capitalising on the popularity of LOTR would be a winning strategy for the "London 2012" Olympic campaign......

Gil-Galad · 04-17-2005, 02:22 PM

I go by the name....Tim...

Pippin: oh please...what are you going to do? nibble our bums?

W-K: i'm warning you! look at the bones!

Oddwen · 04-17-2005, 02:24 PM

Moments later, the Witch-king's Flaming Sword Juggling Upon A Fell Beast act went terribly wrong.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 04-17-2005, 02:57 PM

Seconds later, his sword burned away into nothingness, rendering him completely defenseless and rather embarrassed.

**The Saucepan Man** · 04-17-2005, 04:56 PM

Gandalf: No matter how fearsome you try to look, you will never break my staff ... oh heck ... now look what you have gone and done! That's really going to hack off the purists ...

Naz · 04-17-2005, 07:20 PM

The Witch-king decided to add to Denethor's bar-be-que fun by trying out a new technique of his on Gandalf...

Everyone.. I give you.. Gandalf the Lightly Charred. : p

TomBrady12 · 04-17-2005, 07:40 PM

"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to be enslaved."

-The Statue of Disliberty, Mordor, M.E.

Encaitare · 04-17-2005, 09:03 PM

Gandalf simply smirked to himself and waited, knowing that within a few seconds the fire would heat the Witch-King's metal glove and cook his hand.

Oddwen · 04-17-2005, 09:17 PM

I can't claim credit for these, having seen them on another site...

"Safety Tip: Do not hold metal objects towards the sky during a thunderstorm."

"Alright, who's next in line to be knighted?"

(From councilofelrond.com)

Frodo: Ah, there's nothing like a good pipe full of weed, even if it's in the darkest depths of Mordor. Sam, do you have a light?

WK: Allow me.

(From me)

Evisse the Blue · 04-18-2005, 05:50 AM

Another one from thecouncilofelrond.com:
"When the Witchking insisted on cutting the cake at Sauron's wedding, no one dared to object."

And one from me:
WK: I'm sorry but this is the only source of light I can provide - Sauron's doctor prescribed him to avoid bright lights for a while - hence the darkness. Now hurry up and find that lost earring so I can put this off, it's starting to burn my glove.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 04-18-2005, 06:03 AM

Due to the recent sitdown strike of the Mordor blacksmiths, the Witch-King was forced to use an unfashioned, fresh-off-the-forge "sword."

**The Saucepan Man** · 04-18-2005, 06:34 AM

Witch King: (sings)

I am the god of hell fire and I bring you:
Fire, I'll take you to burn.
Fire, I'll take you to learn.
I'll see you burn!

Gil-Galad · 04-18-2005, 07:14 AM

...The Witch-King really gets mad when he yells at Legolas to stop shooting off his fan club...

Lalwendë · 04-18-2005, 08:24 AM

The whole class agreed that the new Metalwork teacher was a bit frightening.

Bywaters · 04-18-2005, 09:41 AM

The Witch King got more than he bargained for when he asked for extra chilli sauce on his kebab.

Maeggaladiel · 04-18-2005, 10:07 AM

"JEES! The one year I'm asked to bear the Mordor Olympic Torch, and the Fell Beast EATS IT! Hopefully nobody notices my clever substitute."

The Only Real Estel · 04-18-2005, 12:01 PM

Gandalf: "Uh, sure, go ahead and break me. But just so you know, your sword is on fire."

Witch-King: "Yeah right, you think I'm going to fall for that old trick, old man?"

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 04-18-2005, 02:47 PM

When the Witch-King had called the last muffin..............he got annoyed at the Orc who took the last muffin.

Esgallhugwen · 04-18-2005, 02:48 PM

The mosquitos were rather cruel to the Witch King, so everywhere he went he had to carry a large citranella incense stick with him to ward them off. Of course, it worked for other purposes as well like paralyzing victims with undiluted fear and panic.

The Only Real Estel · 04-18-2005, 03:30 PM

The new, ultra-hot, sword-shaped M&M's motto 'bursts into flame in your stomach, not in your hand' was apparently not going to work.

Firefoot · 04-18-2005, 04:03 PM

*What happens when Sauron gets ahold of the Statue of Liberty.*

Lalwendë · 04-18-2005, 04:38 PM

The Witch King MD: "Mr Sauron, I am a doctor. I assure you that this will not hurt. Now please bend over".

Nimrodel_9 · 04-18-2005, 04:49 PM

Roasted marshmallows anyone?

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 04-19-2005, 07:03 AM

The winner of the Grand National......

Mithalwen · 04-19-2005, 07:06 AM

Too late did the Witch King realise that it had been a mistake to get a sword from teh designer responsible for the Ford Pinto...

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-19-2005, 12:27 PM

W-K: I demand a new picture!

Eyowin: So it was you who took the last chocolate?

Mithalwen · 04-19-2005, 12:45 PM

Eowyn was not to happy with her Trinny and Susannah makeover...

or

Faramir "What's the matter, sweetie?"

Eowyn "Nothing, I'm FINE"

Boromir88 · 04-19-2005, 12:56 PM

Eowyn the ancient booer: Boo! Boo! Boo! Your true love lives. And you marry another. True Love saved her in the Dead Marshes, and she treated it like garbage. And that's what she is, the Queen of Refuse. So bow down to her if you want, bow to her. Bow to the Queen of Slime, the Queen of Filth, the Queen of Putrescence. Boo. Boo. Rubbish. Filth. Slime. Muck. Boo. Boo. Boo.

**The Saucepan Man** · 04-19-2005, 01:02 PM

Witch King: Fool! No living man may hinder me!

Eowyn: I am woman, hear me roar!

the phantom · 04-19-2005, 01:44 PM

My name is Eowyn. You killed my uncle. Prepare to die.

Encaitare · 04-19-2005, 01:52 PM

Enraged that the hay ride at the festival left her covered in straw and made her cloak all ragged, she immediately demanded a refund.

04-16-2005, 01:47 PM	#4761
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	One Game to rule them all, One Game to find them, One game to bring them all and in the darkness bind them. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

04-16-2005, 04:16 PM	#4762
luthien-elvenprincess Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn? Posts: 1,031	Much to the dismay of the Gondorians, the Orcian Festivities Committee made a sizable blunder when they published the wrong address on a Orcan shivaree invitation. __________________ York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best!

04-16-2005, 08:16 PM	#4763
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Finding Ringmo? Gondorians to eachother: "Hey, do you see that light? I'm feeling happy...it's so pretty...I want to touch it...(you fill in the sound effect)"

04-16-2005, 09:23 PM	#4764
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Gondorian: You don't frighten us, Mordor pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you minions of a dark lord. I blow my nose at you, so called "Sauron Lord," you and all your silly Mordor K-naz-ghul. Now go away before I taunt you a second time. __________________ Fenris Penguin

04-17-2005, 01:50 PM	#4765
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	another python-esque Gondorian: what are you doing in Gondor? Orc: none of your business english pig-dog! now go away or we shall taunt you a second time! from Plying circus We now return to the Golden-Age of Catapulting (who knew orcs were French...) __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

04-17-2005, 02:05 PM	#4766
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,449	This is getting too silly!!! (But if we built this large wooden badger...) __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace Last edited by Mithalwen; 04-17-2005 at 02:13 PM. Reason: correct quote

04-17-2005, 02:09 PM	#4767
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Agreed, so lets have a new picture! Witch King: This is my Hour! Darkness shall reign! And I shall be the... AGH! My Swords on fire! Why didn't you tell me? Gandalf: Sorry, I thought it was you're look. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-17-2005, 02:12 PM	#4768
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	"Toasties! Man-flesh! Get your battle snacks here! Best in Mordor! Toasties! Man-flesh! Get 'em while they're hot!" __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

04-17-2005, 02:18 PM	#4769
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	I just thought of one: Gandalf Regretted asking the Witch King for a light. (He’ll never smoke again!) __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-17-2005, 02:18 PM	#4770
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,449	Lord Coe was not convinced that capitalising on the popularity of LOTR would be a winning strategy for the "London 2012" Olympic campaign...... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

04-17-2005, 02:22 PM	#4771
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	I go by the name....Tim... Pippin: oh please...what are you going to do? nibble our bums? W-K: i'm warning you! look at the bones! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

04-17-2005, 02:24 PM	#4772
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,125	Moments later, the Witch-king's Flaming Sword Juggling Upon A Fell Beast act went terribly wrong. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

04-17-2005, 02:57 PM	#4773
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Seconds later, his sword burned away into nothingness, rendering him completely defenseless and rather embarrassed. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

04-17-2005, 04:56 PM	#4774
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Gandalf: No matter how fearsome you try to look, you will never break my staff ... oh heck ... now look what you have gone and done! That's really going to hack off the purists ... __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

04-17-2005, 07:20 PM	#4775
Naz Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: my TARDIS! Posts: 288	The Witch-king decided to add to Denethor's bar-be-que fun by trying out a new technique of his on Gandalf... Everyone.. I give you.. Gandalf the Lightly Charred. : p

04-17-2005, 07:40 PM	#4776
TomBrady12 Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Red Sox Nation Posts: 69	"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to be enslaved." -The Statue of Disliberty, Mordor, M.E.

04-17-2005, 09:03 PM	#4777
Encaitare Bittersweet Symphony Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: On the jolly starship Enterprise Posts: 1,814	Gandalf simply smirked to himself and waited, knowing that within a few seconds the fire would heat the Witch-King's metal glove and cook his hand.

04-17-2005, 09:17 PM	#4778
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,125	I can't claim credit for these, having seen them on another site... "Safety Tip: Do not hold metal objects towards the sky during a thunderstorm." "Alright, who's next in line to be knighted?" (From councilofelrond.com) Frodo: Ah, there's nothing like a good pipe full of weed, even if it's in the darkest depths of Mordor. Sam, do you have a light? WK: Allow me. (From me) __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

04-18-2005, 05:50 AM	#4779
Evisse the Blue Brightness of a Blade Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: wherever I may roam Posts: 2,685	Another one from thecouncilofelrond.com: "When the Witchking insisted on cutting the cake at Sauron's wedding, no one dared to object." And one from me: WK: I'm sorry but this is the only source of light I can provide - Sauron's doctor prescribed him to avoid bright lights for a while - hence the darkness. Now hurry up and find that lost earring so I can put this off, it's starting to burn my glove. __________________ And no one was ill, and everyone was pleased, except those who had to mow the grass.

04-18-2005, 06:03 AM	#4780
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	"Fear my molten blob!" Due to the recent sitdown strike of the Mordor blacksmiths, the Witch-King was forced to use an unfashioned, fresh-off-the-forge "sword." __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

04-18-2005, 06:34 AM	#4781
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	The Crazy World of Arthur Witch King ... Witch King: (sings) I am the god of hell fire and I bring you: Fire, I'll take you to burn. Fire, I'll take you to learn. I'll see you burn! __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

04-18-2005, 07:14 AM	#4782
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	...The Witch-King really gets mad when he yells at Legolas to stop shooting off his fan club... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

04-18-2005, 08:24 AM	#4783
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	The whole class agreed that the new Metalwork teacher was a bit frightening. __________________ Gordon's alive!

04-18-2005, 09:41 AM	#4784
Bywaters Haunting Spirit Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Tengiz, Kazahstan for 6 wks, then home for 2 wks. Blimey Posts: 47	The Witch King got more than he bargained for when he asked for extra chilli sauce on his kebab. __________________ ...I mean good manners don't cost nothing do they, eh? insuperably wasted

04-18-2005, 10:07 AM	#4785
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	"JEES! The one year I'm asked to bear the Mordor Olympic Torch, and the Fell Beast EATS IT! Hopefully nobody notices my clever substitute." __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

04-18-2005, 12:01 PM	#4786
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Gandalf: "Uh, sure, go ahead and break me. But just so you know, your sword is on fire." Witch-King: "Yeah right, you think I'm going to fall for that old trick, old man?"

04-18-2005, 02:47 PM	#4787
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	When the Witch-King had called the last muffin..............he got annoyed at the Orc who took the last muffin. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

04-18-2005, 02:48 PM	#4788
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 526	The mosquitos were rather cruel to the Witch King, so everywhere he went he had to carry a large citranella incense stick with him to ward them off. Of course, it worked for other purposes as well like paralyzing victims with undiluted fear and panic. __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

04-18-2005, 03:30 PM	#4789
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	The new, ultra-hot, sword-shaped M&M's motto 'bursts into flame in your stomach, not in your hand' was apparently not going to work.

04-18-2005, 04:03 PM	#4790
Firefoot Illusionary Holbytla Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,547	What happens when Sauron gets ahold of the Statue of Liberty.

04-18-2005, 04:38 PM	#4791
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	The Witch King MD: "Mr Sauron, I am a doctor. I assure you that this will not hurt. Now please bend over". __________________ Gordon's alive!

04-18-2005, 04:49 PM	#4792
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Roasted marshmallows anyone? __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:. Last edited by Nimrodel_9; 04-18-2005 at 04:54 PM.

04-19-2005, 07:03 AM	#4793
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	The winner of the Grand National...... __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

04-19-2005, 07:06 AM	#4794
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,449	Too late did the Witch King realise that it had been a mistake to get a sword from teh designer responsible for the Ford Pinto... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

04-19-2005, 12:27 PM	#4795
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	W-K: I demand a new picture! Eyowin: So it was you who took the last chocolate? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...