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THE Ka · 07-14-2005, 12:02 AM

Once again, whilst getting off his horse, Gandalf steps in something well placed and very expected...

Gandalf: Glare
Shadowfax: Glare...
Gandalf: ... What are you looking at?!

~ Ka

Nilpaurion Felagund · 07-14-2005, 05:18 AM

Gandalf: What's this? A white Shadowfax? Oh, great. What's next? A talking Eye?

Shadowfax: Oh, that's not appearing 'til RotK.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 07-14-2005, 06:04 AM

Lost in the wilderness? Starving? It was painful but Gandalf realised that, in order to survive, he must cook the horse.

wilwarin538 · 07-14-2005, 09:54 AM

Gandalf: How many times do I have to tell you not to eat the new pic?!?

Sam: Lets play follow the leader!

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-14-2005, 10:07 AM

Gollum: If we just position ourselves in the right place, my precious, we can head but this nasty Orc into the fat one.

OR

New to Wednesday nights, it's; "When sackvill Bagginses go bad!"

The Only Real Estel · 07-14-2005, 10:12 AM

Frodo broke every Understood Rule of the Third Code of Combat when he started dealing out blows below the belt.

mormegil · 07-14-2005, 10:19 AM

Frodo stops to appreciate how helpful that electric light is on the far wall, thus leaving the orc open to slay Sam.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-14-2005, 10:21 AM

Sam tries to get rid of a firefly that is lying around and accidentally hits a passing Orc.
Sam: How dare you come into my house! Get out of here you bast- oops, sorry Mr. Orc.

Kitanna · 07-14-2005, 10:56 AM

In the midst of the fighting Gollum sees Sam has lost his wallet...

OR

Sam, Frodo, Gollum, and their new friend Dwanye the Orc finish a particularly violent game of "Red light, Green light."

The Only Real Estel · 07-14-2005, 10:58 AM

Orc: "Dude! Check out my King Kong wall shadow!"

Kath · 07-14-2005, 11:18 AM

Everyone recoiled in horror at the stench issuing from the mouth of the attacking orc.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-14-2005, 11:20 AM

Sam: Take that! You filthy, stinking, foul smelling Orc!

Frodo: Sam, that's Aragorn!

the guy who be short · 07-14-2005, 11:22 AM

Unsure concerning the finer points of swordplay, Sam decides to spray himself with mud to camouflage himself and confuse the enemy.

Gurthang · 07-14-2005, 11:35 AM

Gollum found a ring!

OR

Gollum found a shiny stone!

OR

Gollum found a penny. Lucky!

OR

Gollum found a worm!

OR

Gollum found a battery?!

OR

Gollum found a cookie!

OR

Gollum found a ultra-rare Pokemon card!

OR

Gollum found a rabbit's foot...er, actually a Frodo foot!

OR

Gollum found a pair of sunglasses! Gollum: "Bright light doesn't hurt us!"

OR

Gollum found a key!

OR

Gollum found a piece of ... ewww!

OR

Gollum found a switch! *flip* Orc to the right looks up: "Uh-oh!" *piano* *smash!*

narfforc · 07-14-2005, 11:57 AM

Sam:Can someone please tell Iluvatar that the game disk has stuck again, my arm is aching,and this sword is a lot heavier than my knife and fork.

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 07-14-2005, 11:58 AM

A new devilry of Mordor? The world became two-dimensional!

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-14-2005, 12:15 PM

When the Orcs showed off their new "Hug of Doom" it was too much for poor Sam.

P.s. 1,000th post for me! Yipee!

THE Ka · 07-14-2005, 12:34 PM

Gollum, unlike most other electronically doomed characters had a degree in Interior design...

Gollum: Looksies at what we have found! It's a Purgo original! They don't even showcase this stone tile anymore! ...And looksies! More of them!

~ Boring, as usual Ka

Meela · 07-14-2005, 01:44 PM

If surfing in battle worked for Legolas, it's worth a try...

Boromir88 · 07-14-2005, 01:46 PM

The different worlds of LOTR and The Matrix are successfully mixed.

Lalwendë · 07-14-2005, 02:32 PM

Just before dying, the Orc unleashed his secret weapon. A Wasps' Nest!

Sam: "Aiee! Leg it! Jaspers!"

Nilpaurion Felagund · 07-14-2005, 06:51 PM

The Hobbits and the Orcs fight quietly, lest they wake up a scourge worse than a Balrog of Morgoth: a sleeping Gandalf the Grey--uncloaked.

The Only Real Estel · 07-14-2005, 07:52 PM

You can give them bonus points for trying, but the fact remains painfully obvious that this group is not the best five line dancers in the world.

Encaitare · 07-14-2005, 08:02 PM

Giant orc [recoiling]: The fat hobbit smells disgusting!
Sam: Do not! That's you, you filthy.... filth!
Giant orc: Yeah? Then why are there flies swarming around you?

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-15-2005, 10:22 AM

Sam always took fencing that step too far.

OR

Frodo: Sam! That's no way to greet our guests!

Sam: But Mr. Frodo! They are Orcs!

Frodo: Sam, it’s not the dark ages, you needn’t be so racist! Invite them in for tea and cakes!

Sam:

Holbytlass · 07-15-2005, 11:37 AM

(First off, I thought you all were crazy because I didn't see Gollum)

Gollum the primaballerina: No No No, It'ssss third posssition, first possition THEN the piurroette, my precious!!

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-15-2005, 11:41 AM

Quote:

(First off, I thought you all were crazy because I didn't see Gollum)

Well this is "Crazy Captions"

Anyway;

Sam accidentally struck oil. (I would add in something incredibly cynical, but I might get into trouble, so I won't.)

Lalwendë · 07-15-2005, 01:39 PM

The orcs recoiled in horror as Samwise unleashed the underpants he'd been carrying in his rucksack since leaving Rivendell.

the guy who be short · 07-15-2005, 02:03 PM

Before Gimli could explain that he was simply in fancy dress, it was too late - Frodo had already hacked off his leg.

Explanation: that orc's head looks so mask-y!

Fordim Hedgethistle · 07-15-2005, 02:05 PM

Professor Tolkien: Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. What is that? An Ex...Box? And who are those rather crudely rendered figures? Eh? What's that you say? They're Frodo and Sam? And Gollum? Well well well, that's all wrong, all wrong. Gollum was in the Mines of Moria but he did not encounter the hobbits until.... What's that? I most certainly beg to differ, but it is most certainly not "a game" it's a tale.... Oh, you mean to say that it's been adapted into a game? A game that one plays on the television? Well how in the world can you follow the story? "What story"?? Whatever do you mean, "what story"? The story of the coming of the King and destruction of the Ring of Power....what's that? That doesn't happen until, when did you say? The 32nd level? What 32nd level...of Moria? You mean, of the game? But I've already told you it's not a game its a book, and it's not divided into levels but into chapters. Now turn that thing off...good...thank you.... Well what's this now? The MOVIE? And what are those awful lemming-looking things? Wargs!? Well, I must say, I never...I mean...really...it's just....

*sounds of something spinning at high rate in a grave*

The Elf-warrior · 07-15-2005, 08:00 PM

Gollum was sulking because no one appreciated his Gladden Fields neck squeeze maneuver.

wilwarin538 · 07-16-2005, 07:16 AM

Sam, Frodo and an ugly green Orc imitate airplanes.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 07-16-2005, 09:44 AM

Gimli and Legolas dressed up as Orcs to give Frodo and Sam the fright of their lives.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 07-16-2005, 10:02 AM

Random Gamer: Hey! If you press Up-Down-Left-UpRight, you can make Frodo do the Chicken Dance!

Lalwendë · 07-16-2005, 02:27 PM

Sam: "You put your left foot in, left foot out, left foot in and you shake it all about"

Frodo: "Whoa! Orcy Kokey Kokey!"

Gollum: "Whoa! Orcy Kokey Kokey!"

(sorry....

)

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 07-16-2005, 02:57 PM

Lal, I was thinking musical statues.

(EDIT: I just noticed you typed 'Orcy' - absolutely brilliant!)

Kids, if you're going to play statues with swords then please don't stop in an awkward pose. You'll likely fall over and catch the sword with your belly!

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-16-2005, 03:15 PM

Sam: and that's for the new picture!

Gandalf: Well, someone is going to have to do the washing up!

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 07-16-2005, 03:30 PM

Gandalf refused to participate until someone got him a latte.

mormegil · 07-16-2005, 03:35 PM

Gandalf: Now Eldrond, if I've told you once I've told you a thousand times so stop asking. I will not be dancing with you!

Kath · 07-16-2005, 04:20 PM

Gandalf: Look, the rules of Duck, Duck, Goose are very simple, it's your own fault if you can't remember them - you lost fair and square!

07-14-2005, 12:02 AM	#5961
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Once again, whilst getting off his horse, Gandalf steps in something well placed and very expected... Gandalf: Glare Shadowfax: Glare... Gandalf: ... What are you looking at?! ~ Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

07-14-2005, 05:18 AM	#5962
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	We go a-PJ-bashing! Gandalf: What's this? A white Shadowfax? Oh, great. What's next? A talking Eye? Shadowfax: Oh, that's not appearing 'til RotK. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

07-14-2005, 06:04 AM	#5963
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	or... Lost in the wilderness? Starving? It was painful but Gandalf realised that, in order to survive, he must cook the horse. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

07-14-2005, 09:54 AM	#5964
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Gandalf: How many times do I have to tell you not to eat the new pic?!? Sam: Lets play follow the leader! __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

07-14-2005, 10:07 AM	#5965
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gollum: If we just position ourselves in the right place, my precious, we can head but this nasty Orc into the fat one. OR New to Wednesday nights, it's; "When sackvill Bagginses go bad!" __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-14-2005, 10:12 AM	#5966
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Frodo broke every Understood Rule of the Third Code of Combat when he started dealing out blows below the belt.

07-14-2005, 10:19 AM	#5967
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,637	Frodo stops to appreciate how helpful that electric light is on the far wall, thus leaving the orc open to slay Sam. __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

07-14-2005, 10:21 AM	#5968
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Sam tries to get rid of a firefly that is lying around and accidentally hits a passing Orc. Sam: How dare you come into my house! Get out of here you bast- oops, sorry Mr. Orc. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-14-2005, 10:56 AM	#5969
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	In the midst of the fighting Gollum sees Sam has lost his wallet... OR Sam, Frodo, Gollum, and their new friend Dwanye the Orc finish a particularly violent game of "Red light, Green light." __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

07-14-2005, 10:58 AM	#5970
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Orc: "Dude! Check out my King Kong wall shadow!"

07-14-2005, 11:18 AM	#5971
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Everyone recoiled in horror at the stench issuing from the mouth of the attacking orc. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

07-14-2005, 11:20 AM	#5972
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Sam: Take that! You filthy, stinking, foul smelling Orc! Frodo: Sam, that's Aragorn! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-14-2005, 11:22 AM	#5973
the guy who be short Shadowed Prince Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thulcandra Posts: 2,343	Unsure concerning the finer points of swordplay, Sam decides to spray himself with mud to camouflage himself and confuse the enemy.

07-14-2005, 11:35 AM	#5974
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Gollum found a ring! OR Gollum found a shiny stone! OR Gollum found a penny. Lucky! OR Gollum found a worm! OR Gollum found a battery?! OR Gollum found a cookie! OR Gollum found a ultra-rare Pokemon card! OR Gollum found a rabbit's foot...er, actually a Frodo foot! OR Gollum found a pair of sunglasses! Gollum: "Bright light doesn't hurt us!" OR Gollum found a key! OR Gollum found a piece of ... ewww! OR Gollum found a switch! flip Orc to the right looks up: "Uh-oh!" piano smash! __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

07-14-2005, 11:57 AM	#5975
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Sam:Can someone please tell Iluvatar that the game disk has stuck again, my arm is aching,and this sword is a lot heavier than my knife and fork.

07-14-2005, 11:58 AM	#5976
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,234	A new devilry of Mordor? The world became two-dimensional! __________________ Fenris Wolf

07-14-2005, 12:15 PM	#5977
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	When the Orcs showed off their new "Hug of Doom" it was too much for poor Sam. P.s. 1,000th post for me! Yipee! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-14-2005, 12:34 PM	#5978
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Gollum, unlike most other electronically doomed characters had a degree in Interior design... Gollum: Looksies at what we have found! It's a Purgo original! They don't even showcase this stone tile anymore! ...And looksies! More of them! ~ Boring, as usual Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

07-14-2005, 01:44 PM	#5979
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	If surfing in battle worked for Legolas, it's worth a try... __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

07-14-2005, 01:46 PM	#5980
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	The different worlds of LOTR and The Matrix are successfully mixed. __________________ Fenris Penguin

07-14-2005, 02:32 PM	#5981
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Just before dying, the Orc unleashed his secret weapon. A Wasps' Nest! Sam: "Aiee! Leg it! Jaspers!" __________________ Gordon's alive!

07-14-2005, 06:51 PM	#5982
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Durin's Bane? Who dat? The Hobbits and the Orcs fight quietly, lest they wake up a scourge worse than a Balrog of Morgoth: a sleeping Gandalf the Grey--uncloaked. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

07-14-2005, 07:52 PM	#5983
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	You can give them bonus points for trying, but the fact remains painfully obvious that this group is not the best five line dancers in the world.

07-14-2005, 08:02 PM	#5984
Encaitare Bittersweet Symphony Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: On the jolly starship Enterprise Posts: 1,814	Giant orc [recoiling]: The fat hobbit smells disgusting! Sam: Do not! That's you, you filthy.... filth! Giant orc: Yeah? Then why are there flies swarming around you?

07-15-2005, 10:22 AM	#5985
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Sam always took fencing that step too far. OR Frodo: Sam! That's no way to greet our guests! Sam: But Mr. Frodo! They are Orcs! Frodo: Sam, it’s not the dark ages, you needn’t be so racist! Invite them in for tea and cakes! Sam: __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-15-2005, 11:37 AM	#5986
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	(First off, I thought you all were crazy because I didn't see Gollum) Gollum the primaballerina: No No No, It'ssss third posssition, first possition THEN the piurroette, my precious!! __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

07-15-2005, 01:39 PM	#5988
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	The orcs recoiled in horror as Samwise unleashed the underpants he'd been carrying in his rucksack since leaving Rivendell. __________________ Gordon's alive!

07-15-2005, 02:03 PM	#5989
the guy who be short Shadowed Prince Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thulcandra Posts: 2,343	Before Gimli could explain that he was simply in fancy dress, it was too late - Frodo had already hacked off his leg. Explanation: that orc's head looks so mask-y!

07-15-2005, 02:05 PM	#5990
Fordim Hedgethistle Gibbering Gibbet Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Beyond cloud nine Posts: 1,844	Professor Tolkien: Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. What is that? An Ex...Box? And who are those rather crudely rendered figures? Eh? What's that you say? They're Frodo and Sam? And Gollum? Well well well, that's all wrong, all wrong. Gollum was in the Mines of Moria but he did not encounter the hobbits until.... What's that? I most certainly beg to differ, but it is most certainly not "a game" it's a tale.... Oh, you mean to say that it's been adapted into a game? A game that one plays on the television? Well how in the world can you follow the story? "What story"?? Whatever do you mean, "what story"? The story of the coming of the King and destruction of the Ring of Power....what's that? That doesn't happen until, when did you say? The 32nd level? What 32nd level...of Moria? You mean, of the game? But I've already told you it's not a game its a book, and it's not divided into levels but into chapters. Now turn that thing off...good...thank you.... Well what's this now? The MOVIE? And what are those awful lemming-looking things? Wargs!? Well, I must say, I never...I mean...really...it's just.... sounds of something spinning at high rate in a grave __________________ Scribbling scrabbling.

07-15-2005, 08:00 PM	#5991
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Gollum was sulking because no one appreciated his Gladden Fields neck squeeze maneuver. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

07-16-2005, 07:16 AM	#5992
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Sam, Frodo and an ugly green Orc imitate airplanes. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

07-16-2005, 09:44 AM	#5993
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Gimli and Legolas dressed up as Orcs to give Frodo and Sam the fright of their lives. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

07-16-2005, 10:02 AM	#5994
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	(Sorry, I know nothing about X-Boxes.) Random Gamer: Hey! If you press Up-Down-Left-UpRight, you can make Frodo do the Chicken Dance! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

07-16-2005, 02:27 PM	#5995
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Sam: "You put your left foot in, left foot out, left foot in and you shake it all about" Frodo: "Whoa! Orcy Kokey Kokey!" Gollum: "Whoa! Orcy Kokey Kokey!" (sorry.... ) __________________ Gordon's alive!

07-16-2005, 02:57 PM	#5996
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Lal, I was thinking musical statues. (EDIT: I just noticed you typed 'Orcy' - absolutely brilliant!) Kids, if you're going to play statues with swords then please don't stop in an awkward pose. You'll likely fall over and catch the sword with your belly! __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond Last edited by Eomer of the Rohirrim; 07-16-2005 at 02:59 PM. Reason: To add...