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Boromir88 · 05-23-2005, 07:27 PM

Gandalf: This robe is rather itchy.

Saruman: Please, Gandalf stop looking for excused so you can be Gandalf the Grey uncloaked!

Oddwen · 05-23-2005, 07:47 PM

Saruman the Notoriously Light-Footed attempts to teach Gandalf of the Clod Feet the springle-ring.

Encaitare · 05-23-2005, 08:19 PM

Saruman: Look! Look! If I stand on my tippy-toes it looks like I'm levitating! See?
Gandalf: *grumble grumble*

mormegil · 05-23-2005, 09:21 PM

Saruman: "Gandalf, is your robe made of terri cloth or is it velour?"

Gandalf: "Why it's velour, why do you ask?"

Saruman: "Oh just interested that's all, I prefer a 100% cotton robe myself, but I've always wondered what a silk robe would feel like"

Gandalf: "Hmmmmm....interesting"

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-24-2005, 02:12 AM

Saruman pulling Gandalf by the beard: Now, where did it go?

Gandalf: I don't know. I was on top of the tower and my hat just flew off.

Saruman: I don't even HAVE a hat.

Mithalwen · 05-24-2005, 06:20 AM

Gandalf sulks when he realises that theconcept of "dress down Friday" has not reached Isengard....

The Elf-warrior · 05-24-2005, 08:32 PM

Gandalf invites Grima and Theoden to sit down to discuss regime change in Gondor.

THE Ka · 05-24-2005, 10:39 PM

( ** Gandalf, Thoeden and Grima pic.)

Gandalf (As Lord Henry): Grima! Guess what?! You're going to age, sag, and turn vindictively cranky! Just like Theoden here!

Theoden (As Basil Hallward): Oh Grima! Don't Listen to Gandalf! He's such a bad influence on your nature! Now, could you pose for me? Pleeeeease?

Grima (As, you guess it, Dorian Gray): But... But... I don't wanna turn ugly, old and be able to pretend I can't hear anyone! I want to be a boy forever!

Gandalf: TOO LATE! HA!

Theoden: Hee! Hee! Oh, Gandalf! At your antics again!

Grima: (face suspended in shock) waaaaah...

~ I love The Picture of Dorian Gray Ka

Maeggaladiel · 05-25-2005, 10:40 AM

*long silence*
Gandalf: Come on... what was my line? Think, Ian, THINK!!
Saruman: See, THIS is why I don't work with amatures! I was DRACULA, for crying out loud. I don't have to deal with this!

Anguirel · 05-25-2005, 10:51 AM

SARUMAN: Not a bad little place for my retirement, is it? Nice demolishable forests, cool dark tower, army of minions...

GANDALF: I know I wasted my entire pensions fund for 3000 years on tobacco. Stop rubbing it in.

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-25-2005, 10:54 AM

Saruman: You see, I have to keep my hand here, as my belt is broken. I need to find some way of keeping my trousers up.

Gandalf: Ever thought of getting a different belt?

Saruman: ...

Lalwendë · 05-25-2005, 10:56 AM

Saruman and Gandalf added some extra panache to their moves as they 'put their right arm in' during the Hokey Cokey at the Wizards' Annual Party.

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-25-2005, 11:03 AM

Saruman: And the ring has the power to give me rune ship over all Middle Earth, blah, blah, blah … … …

Gandalf *thinking*: I think I need some more shoes... maybe I'll stop off in rohan, I may drop in on Theoden..

Saruman: Are you listening?

Kath · 05-25-2005, 11:22 AM

Gandalf: I wonder if he knows he's fondling my beard?

Meela · 05-25-2005, 01:19 PM

Gandalf: I'm so terribly lonely, and nobody loves me...
Saruman: Yeah, yeah, some other time. My new issue of Wizard's Weekly has just arrived, and there's a special feature on robe dyeing.

Oddwen · 05-25-2005, 01:28 PM

As Gandalf is led towards the courtroom to stand trial against henious crimes against society, his lawyer Saruman T. White guides him by the arm and away from the press.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 05-25-2005, 02:50 PM

Gandalf: "He's rubbing his tummy: he is probably about to devour me."

Holbytlass · 05-25-2005, 04:11 PM

Saruman- 'Hey Gandalf, ya ever played 'Tune in Tokyo'?

Gil-Galad · 05-25-2005, 04:16 PM

Saruman: will you look at this crazy new picture!

Gandalf: hmmm...i suppose they'll be plump enough to eat

Saruman: bloody ninja wannabe cannibal wizard...

Atarah · 05-25-2005, 04:43 PM

Hobbits: *singing* Oh we do like to be beside the sea side...

Gil-Galad · 05-25-2005, 05:27 PM

Hobbits: lets sing our way through Mordor!

a year later, war was beginning

Minas Tirith Captain: what happen?

Minas Tirith soldier: somebody set us up the bomb

Gurthang · 05-25-2005, 05:44 PM

Gasp! Saruman turned the hobbits into cartoons?!

THE Ka · 05-25-2005, 11:19 PM

Little did Frodo know that Merry had plans more than to just play music, there was an odd incentive that rang in the air that spelt: "BUDGET CUT!! LOOKING FOR AMPLE SLACKERS TO ENTERTAIN HIS GREATNESS - SARUMAN OF MANY FREE LEAF!"

~ Guess That Ka

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-26-2005, 02:06 AM

This will terrify the Orcs.

Meela · 05-26-2005, 05:42 AM

Rohan vows revenge on the messenger who confused "Ride to Gondor for aid" with "Ride to the Von Trapp's for aid".

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 05-26-2005, 06:23 AM

And Frodo didn't think he could look any cuter....

**The Saucepan Man** · 05-26-2005, 06:29 AM

An early publicity shot of Steppenwarg.

Ainaserkewen · 05-26-2005, 09:25 AM

Peter Jackson: But there's one more scene I need in there!

Someone else: But the actors are all off on vacation, there's no way we can get them in on time. The cut-off's tomorrow!

Jackson: Get me an animator! Let's do this scene.

Someone else: The audience will never notice.

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-26-2005, 09:28 AM

Peter Jackson in a drunken stupor: Yea, this will be a good idea...

OR

This went some way to proving Tolkien’s words "The Lord of the Rings should never be dramatised!"

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 05-26-2005, 09:28 AM

"You're not the Hobbits - we are the real Hobbits!"

Elijah: "Oh no! Evil twins!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-26-2005, 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eomer of the Rohirrim

"You're not the Hobbits - we are the real Hobbits!"

Sam: Oh no you're not!

Frodo: Its not a pantomime, ye fool of a … er… Gamgee.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 05-26-2005, 09:33 AM

After solving their latest puzzle, Scooby Doo and the gang were surprised to find Hobbits standing in the way of the Mystery Machine.

narfforc · 05-26-2005, 11:27 AM

A new Boy Band, The Hobbeatles decide to make their obligatory cartoon adventures, before they are famous. They can be seen here singing their new song: Can`t buy me Food.

narfforc · 05-26-2005, 12:11 PM

Postscript for the above:

I`ll give you a Golden Ring my friend
If you make the Uruks go away
I`ll give you anything my friend if you fade Old Witchy away
I don`t care too much for praising, being a hero won`t buy me food

Something like that would do. It wouldnt matter if it was a good song, as long as they danced in time and had a pretty smile.

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-26-2005, 12:26 PM

The music plays in order to introduce a new picture...

Saruman: He, he, he! Look at it! Its SO cool! It’s going to blow up Helms deep!

Grima: Pff! He calls me immature...

Gurthang · 05-26-2005, 12:53 PM

Grima glares in envy at the new toy Saruman got for Christmas.

The Elf-warrior · 05-26-2005, 01:00 PM

Grima didn't have the slightest idea what Saruman was doing.

Encaitare · 05-26-2005, 01:25 PM

While Saruman faffs about with a small chicken leg, Grima cleverly pockets the spare change that the wizard left lying about.

or...

Grima: Do the chickens have large talons?
Saruman: Why, yes, you can see the talons right here.

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-26-2005, 01:43 PM

Saruman: Look, if you don't want any of my cooking, go and make a sandwich!

Meela · 05-26-2005, 01:53 PM

Grima: But I wanna be Snape! I have the cloak and everything!
Saruman: It's my potions set, I get to be Snape.

Or

Grima edges towards the window as the smell from Saruman's experimental cooking becomes overpowering.

05-23-2005, 07:27 PM	#5281
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Is it possible? Gandalf: This robe is rather itchy. Saruman: Please, Gandalf stop looking for excused so you can be Gandalf the Grey uncloaked! __________________ Fenris Penguin

05-23-2005, 07:47 PM	#5282
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,126	Saruman the Notoriously Light-Footed attempts to teach Gandalf of the Clod Feet the springle-ring. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

05-23-2005, 09:21 PM	#5284
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,637	Saruman: "Gandalf, is your robe made of terri cloth or is it velour?" Gandalf: "Why it's velour, why do you ask?" Saruman: "Oh just interested that's all, I prefer a 100% cotton robe myself, but I've always wondered what a silk robe would feel like" Gandalf: "Hmmmmm....interesting" __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

05-24-2005, 02:12 AM	#5285
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Saruman pulling Gandalf by the beard: Now, where did it go? Gandalf: I don't know. I was on top of the tower and my hat just flew off. Saruman: I don't even HAVE a hat. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-24-2005, 06:20 AM	#5286
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,449	Gandalf sulks when he realises that theconcept of "dress down Friday" has not reached Isengard.... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

05-23-2005, 08:19 PM	#5283
Encaitare Bittersweet Symphony Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: On the jolly starship Enterprise Posts: 1,814	Saruman: Look! Look! If I stand on my tippy-toes it looks like I'm levitating! See? Gandalf: grumble grumble

05-24-2005, 08:32 PM	#5287
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Gandalf invites Grima and Theoden to sit down to discuss regime change in Gondor. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

05-24-2005, 10:39 PM	#5288
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	( ** Gandalf, Thoeden and Grima pic.) Gandalf (As Lord Henry): Grima! Guess what?! You're going to age, sag, and turn vindictively cranky! Just like Theoden here! Theoden (As Basil Hallward): Oh Grima! Don't Listen to Gandalf! He's such a bad influence on your nature! Now, could you pose for me? Pleeeeease? Grima (As, you guess it, Dorian Gray): But... But... I don't wanna turn ugly, old and be able to pretend I can't hear anyone! I want to be a boy forever! Gandalf: TOO LATE! HA! Theoden: Hee! Hee! Oh, Gandalf! At your antics again! Grima: (face suspended in shock) waaaaah... ~ I love The Picture of Dorian Gray Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni? Last edited by THE Ka; 05-24-2005 at 10:43 PM.

05-25-2005, 10:40 AM	#5289
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	long silence Gandalf: Come on... what was my line? Think, Ian, THINK!! Saruman: See, THIS is why I don't work with amatures! I was DRACULA, for crying out loud. I don't have to deal with this! __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

05-25-2005, 10:51 AM	#5290
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	Old Age SARUMAN: Not a bad little place for my retirement, is it? Nice demolishable forests, cool dark tower, army of minions... GANDALF: I know I wasted my entire pensions fund for 3000 years on tobacco. Stop rubbing it in. __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

05-25-2005, 10:54 AM	#5291
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Saruman: You see, I have to keep my hand here, as my belt is broken. I need to find some way of keeping my trousers up. Gandalf: Ever thought of getting a different belt? Saruman: ... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-25-2005, 10:56 AM	#5292
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Saruman and Gandalf added some extra panache to their moves as they 'put their right arm in' during the Hokey Cokey at the Wizards' Annual Party. __________________ Gordon's alive!

05-25-2005, 11:03 AM	#5293
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Saruman: And the ring has the power to give me rune ship over all Middle Earth, blah, blah, blah … … … Gandalf thinking: I think I need some more shoes... maybe I'll stop off in rohan, I may drop in on Theoden.. Saruman: Are you listening? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-25-2005, 11:22 AM	#5294
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Gandalf: I wonder if he knows he's fondling my beard? __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

05-25-2005, 01:19 PM	#5295
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Gandalf: I'm so terribly lonely, and nobody loves me... Saruman: Yeah, yeah, some other time. My new issue of Wizard's Weekly has just arrived, and there's a special feature on robe dyeing. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

05-25-2005, 01:28 PM	#5296
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,126	As Gandalf is led towards the courtroom to stand trial against henious crimes against society, his lawyer Saruman T. White guides him by the arm and away from the press. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

05-25-2005, 02:50 PM	#5297
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Gandalf: "He's rubbing his tummy: he is probably about to devour me." __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

05-25-2005, 04:11 PM	#5298
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Saruman- 'Hey Gandalf, ya ever played 'Tune in Tokyo'? __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

05-25-2005, 04:16 PM	#5299
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Saruman: will you look at this crazy new picture! Gandalf: hmmm...i suppose they'll be plump enough to eat Saruman: bloody ninja wannabe cannibal wizard... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

05-25-2005, 04:43 PM	#5300
Atarah Registered User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Nowhere fun Posts: 23	Hobbits: singing Oh we do like to be beside the sea side...

05-25-2005, 05:27 PM	#5301
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Hobbits: lets sing our way through Mordor! a year later, war was beginning Minas Tirith Captain: what happen? Minas Tirith soldier: somebody set us up the bomb __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

05-25-2005, 05:44 PM	#5302
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Gasp! Saruman turned the hobbits into cartoons?! __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

05-25-2005, 11:19 PM	#5303
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Little did Frodo know that Merry had plans more than to just play music, there was an odd incentive that rang in the air that spelt: "BUDGET CUT!! LOOKING FOR AMPLE SLACKERS TO ENTERTAIN HIS GREATNESS - SARUMAN OF MANY FREE LEAF!" ~ Guess That Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

05-26-2005, 02:06 AM	#5304
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	This will terrify the Orcs. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-26-2005, 05:42 AM	#5305
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Rohan vows revenge on the messenger who confused "Ride to Gondor for aid" with "Ride to the Von Trapp's for aid". __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

05-26-2005, 06:23 AM	#5306
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	And Frodo didn't think he could look any cuter.... __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

05-26-2005, 06:29 AM	#5307
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Shameless plugging ... An early publicity shot of Steppenwarg. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

05-26-2005, 09:25 AM	#5308
Ainaserkewen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A cosmic waiting room Posts: 651	Ugh! I just can't get over their hair! Peter Jackson: But there's one more scene I need in there! Someone else: But the actors are all off on vacation, there's no way we can get them in on time. The cut-off's tomorrow! Jackson: Get me an animator! Let's do this scene. Someone else: The audience will never notice. __________________ Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken? Last edited by Ainaserkewen; 05-26-2005 at 09:35 AM.

05-26-2005, 09:28 AM	#5309
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Peter Jackson in a drunken stupor: Yea, this will be a good idea... OR This went some way to proving Tolkien’s words "The Lord of the Rings should never be dramatised!" __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-26-2005, 09:28 AM	#5310
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	A cut scene from LotR: Elijah and co. encounter all-new adversaries... "You're not the Hobbits - we are the real Hobbits!" Elijah: "Oh no! Evil twins!" __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond Last edited by Eomer of the Rohirrim; 05-26-2005 at 09:29 AM. Reason: bolding

05-26-2005, 09:33 AM	#5312
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	After solving their latest puzzle, Scooby Doo and the gang were surprised to find Hobbits standing in the way of the Mystery Machine. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

05-26-2005, 11:27 AM	#5313
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	A new Boy Band, The Hobbeatles decide to make their obligatory cartoon adventures, before they are famous. They can be seen here singing their new song: Can`t buy me Food.

05-26-2005, 12:11 PM	#5314
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Postscript for the above: I`ll give you a Golden Ring my friend If you make the Uruks go away I`ll give you anything my friend if you fade Old Witchy away I don`t care too much for praising, being a hero won`t buy me food Something like that would do. It wouldnt matter if it was a good song, as long as they danced in time and had a pretty smile.

05-26-2005, 12:26 PM	#5315
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	The music plays in order to introduce a new picture... Saruman: He, he, he! Look at it! Its SO cool! It’s going to blow up Helms deep! Grima: Pff! He calls me immature... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-26-2005, 12:53 PM	#5316
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Grima glares in envy at the new toy Saruman got for Christmas. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.