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Kitanna · 11-01-2006, 09:32 PM

(It's a bit early, but...)
Pippin: I'm sorry Merry, they're sold out of Nintendo Wii.
Merry: No!

Brinniel · 11-01-2006, 09:35 PM

Merry: When I first spotted my foe, I thought I could defeat it. But...it approached so quickly. What sort of evil could cause a creature to move with such great speed? And then...before I knew it...that thing...it..it crawled up my leg! *wails*

Pippin: For goodness sake, Merry, it was only a spider!

Merry: Yeah...a big and hairy one... *whimpers*

Kuruharan · 11-01-2006, 10:37 PM

Under the guise of helping a fallen comrade, Pippin stabs Merry to death.

Now he gets to ride in Eowyn's lap!

ninja91 · 11-02-2006, 06:23 AM

Pippin: Breath and push! Breath and Push!
Merry: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

The Only Real Estel · 11-02-2006, 06:22 PM

From the documentaries...

Pippin: "Uh-oh we're going to need the medics, he's got another tiny splinter!"

Rikae · 11-02-2006, 06:46 PM

Merry: Hahahaha...can't....hahahaa...breathe.....hoohooha hahaha!

Pippen:
I don't know - the MP jokes kinda get old after a while...

Merry: Gasp...choke...hahahaha...no....heehee...they don't!

EDIT: Isn't that Eowyn?

Gurthang · 11-02-2006, 07:04 PM

Due to an awkward hug in which neither participant knew which side of the other's head to hug on... Merry and Pippin accidentally kissed.

Pippin: "Uhh...." *lapses into shock*
Merry: "AAAAHHHHH!"

Bêthberry · 11-02-2006, 07:12 PM

Once outfitted in splendid new armour, Merry and Pippin were forever stabbing themselves whenever they sneezed and needed to use a kleenex.

The Elf-warrior · 11-02-2006, 09:21 PM

Merry: "Wahhh! I left my pipeweed in Minas Tirith!"
Pippin: "It's the end of the world!"

The Only Real Estel · 11-02-2006, 09:53 PM

Merry discovers Pippin's dominant headlock move...

Ref: "1...2..."

mormegil · 11-02-2006, 10:13 PM

Merry: AHHHHH!!! I'm dying Pip. Everything is going black...all my life is flashing before my eyes...there are so many things I still wanted to do but alas for Merry...I am going going gone....

Pippin: Merry, it's only a splinter.

High King Fingolfin · 11-02-2006, 10:26 PM

Pippin: Help, Gandalf! Merry's started to go into a severe case of pipeweed withdrawl!

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-03-2006, 02:11 AM

Pippin: Mery, stop screaming! People are looking! You're embarrassing me!

OR

Merry and Pippin can no longer stand The Witch King's three hour rendition of 'Wheels on the Bus' with all the singing and dancing.

Holbytlass · 11-03-2006, 07:41 AM

Merry:WAAAH! What do you mean I'll be LOST?

The Elf-warrior · 11-04-2006, 10:23 PM

Merry: "Waahh! I don't like PJ's version of The Return of the King!"

Pippin: "Well, what about the Rankin-Bass cartoon?"

Merry: "Waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!"

Orc: "Ha, ha ha! Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony! He put a feather in his cap and called it macaroni! Heee, hee, hee!"

Samwise: "I'll turn you into macaroni, you Tasmanian Devil Viking wanna-be!"

Kuruharan · 11-04-2006, 10:31 PM

Sam's part time job as a pizza delivery boy goes dangerously wrong after he forgets the pepperoni.

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-05-2006, 02:51 AM

Budget cuts in Mordor meant that the orc's swords had to be made of cheese.

OR

Sam: Now look here... ... Mss?

Orc:

THE Ka · 11-05-2006, 10:35 AM

Orc: Now, see here. The rules are quite simple, all I need before I clobber you to death is that you bend your helmet into place, so I can make a decorative notch in my sword with your head. Any questions?

Sam: Ah... Wouldn't that just ruin your sword even more?

Orc: *Pfft* It's a dictated tradition, like welfare ever mattered with that aspect...

~ Ka

Boromir88 · 11-05-2006, 10:41 AM

Orc: ::::buuuuurrrpppppp::::

Sam: Was that really necessary?

Rikae · 11-05-2006, 02:14 PM

Hello Kitty Orc: How do you like my costume?

Sam: There's a loose thread...hold still, I'll cut it.

HKO: Oh, no, that's alright... I'll manage, thank you...get away from me with that thing, you could hurt somebody!

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-05-2006, 02:34 PM

Off screen, Sauron's eye deflates.

Orc: Erm... I won't tell if you don't.

OR

Sam: If you raise your bottom lip high enough, could you poke yourself in the eye?

Orc: I don't know. Let's find out!

Bêthberry · 11-05-2006, 03:08 PM

They came prepared to fight, but it was love at first sight.

OR

Neither Sam nor the orc was sure which one should lead as they practiced the cha cha on the stairs.

OR

Sam: "See! I told you. Every time you make a false boast your teeth grow."

The Only Real Estel · 11-05-2006, 03:29 PM

Orc: "What....is your favorite color?"

Lalwendë · 11-05-2006, 03:41 PM

Asterix and Obelix somehow find themselves in Middle-earth.

Boromir88 · 11-05-2006, 07:01 PM

Sam: "Grandma?!?! What big teeth you have!"

narfforc · 11-06-2006, 04:48 AM

Sam: Is the toilet vacant?

Orc: Yep, but I wouldn't go in there just yet.

Esgallhugwen · 11-06-2006, 12:12 PM

Sam: Here, kitty kitty kitty. This won't hurt a bit.

Very fat cat: Oh no! I don't think so, I've seen what you've done to my brothers!

Sam: Now come on, just a little pinch and it'll be all over.

Very fat cat: No way! *holds sword towards Sam* You ain't fixing this kitty!!

Farael · 11-06-2006, 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Only Real Estel

Orc: "What....is your favorite color?"

Stealing from you Estel...

Orc: "What... is the airspeed of a flying nazghul?"

Sam: "With or without the One Ring?"

Lalwendë · 11-07-2006, 02:27 AM

Sam: "Xena, you're too long in the tooth for that outfit now."

Valesse · 11-07-2006, 10:40 AM

Orc: This had better not be about vacuum cleaners.

OR

Sam: Okay I wasn't going to ask, but now it's just bothering me... why are you wearing rolls of film for breast plates? You can't seriously have THAT many problems with PJ's version!

Naria · 11-07-2006, 03:23 PM

Sam couldn't help noticing that some of the Orc's blade had been bitten off. He wondered, at that moment, if maybe a pencil would be a better option for a bored Orc to gnaw on.

The Only Real Estel · 11-07-2006, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Valesse

Sam: Okay I wasn't going to ask, but now it's just bothering me... why are you wearing rolls of film for breast plates? You can't seriously have THAT many problems with PJ's version!

Orc: "Actually, they're Ritz (TM) crackers..."

Sam: "This better not be going where I think it's going."

Meela · 11-08-2006, 01:27 PM

Sauron's rabid hamster was a far more effective deterrant than an Orc army. Unfortunately, Sam was rather fond of animals.

Sam: Here, Mr Tibbles....
Mr Tibbles: *cruuuunch*

Morsul the Dark · 11-08-2006, 03:56 PM

Orc: Sorry bit a toll is a toll and a roll is a roll we don't get no tolls we dnt eat no rolls. Wrote that myself.

Sam: fascinating...

"Robin hood men in tights"

The Only Real Estel · 11-08-2006, 05:00 PM

Sam hesitates for a moment as he realizes that what he mistook for an Orc with fangs from a distance was actually an Orc crying rivers into his mouth...

Orc: "Hey, Number One - I'm a little emotional. And Number Two...I just like the salty taste."

HerenIstarion · 11-08-2006, 06:22 PM

Orc: Good morning, sir
Sam: Good morning, sir
Orc: There is no room enough for two to pass, let me step aside for you, sir!
Sam: Oh, no sir, you pass first, give me a pleasure!
Orc: Ah, sir, but how can I, please you pass!
Sam: I'm indeed honoured, sir, but let me make way for you!
Orc: No sir, please, you've been walking all that way up and must be tired, and for me it have been easy walk down the stairs, please you pass!
Sam: I see you are indeed a perfect gentleman, but sir, please go first as I see you are carrying some weighty load!
Orc: Oh, it's not heavy at all, kind sir, and besides, it's a short walk for me, and I see you've been travelling from afar, do be kind to proceed first...

After forty minutes of left-to-right a-dancing and bowing and polite muttering things finally begin to develop:

Orc: Arrgh, you crazy woolly-footed animal, why couldn't you just go along! I'll kill you!
Sam: Oh yeah? I've asked you to move on hundred times as if it was one, are you dumb or deaf, you oversized horned nutter?!

narfforc · 11-09-2006, 05:55 AM

Troll-Guard of Jabbawooki the Hot: You can't pass until you give me the password.

Halfthing Jedi-knight: You love me and you will let me pass, LET ME PASS........

Troll-Guard: Your Jedi mind tricks won't work on me Luke Warmwater.

Luke Warmwater: Ok I.ve been sent to tell you that your overweight mother's spare tyre is flat and she needs you.

Troll-Guard: My mother doesn't own a motor vehicle.

Luke Warmwater: Who said anything about a vehicle, she's been run over by a steamroller.

Troll-Guard running into the distance: Muuuuummmmy.

Holbytlass · 11-09-2006, 06:14 AM

Orc: Yes, I know, this is Rankin-Bass's idea of mixing goblinmen and hobbits.
Sam: Eeww.

Gurthang · 11-12-2006, 11:11 PM

Sam: "I call my +37 Blade of Orc's Bane."
Orc: "I summon my +19 Broadsword of Hobbit's Doom, which cancels all effects of the Orc's Bane Blade!"
Sam: "Well, then.... I summon my +33 Army of Elven Warriors!"

Orc: "Pshh! I summon my +5 Giant Hand Specifically Created to Poke Elrond in the Gut! Your army will be thrown into chaos!"
Sam: "Giant Hand?! Are you using a legally registered arsenal?"

Brinniel · 11-13-2006, 02:27 AM

Elrond was furious at the fact that someone had stolen his helmet...

11-01-2006, 09:32 PM	#11801
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,390	(It's a bit early, but...) Pippin: I'm sorry Merry, they're sold out of Nintendo Wii. Merry: No! __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

11-01-2006, 09:35 PM	#11802
Brinniel Reflection of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull. Posts: 3,027	Merry: When I first spotted my foe, I thought I could defeat it. But...it approached so quickly. What sort of evil could cause a creature to move with such great speed? And then...before I knew it...that thing...it..it crawled up my leg! wails Pippin: For goodness sake, Merry, it was only a spider! Merry: Yeah...a big and hairy one... whimpers __________________ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

11-01-2006, 10:37 PM	#11803
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,685	Under the guise of helping a fallen comrade, Pippin stabs Merry to death. Now he gets to ride in Eowyn's lap! __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...

11-02-2006, 06:46 PM	#11806
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,533	Merry: Hahahaha...can't....hahahaa...breathe.....hoohooha hahaha! Pippen: I don't know - the MP jokes kinda get old after a while... Merry: Gasp...choke...hahahaha...no....heehee...they don't! EDIT: Isn't that Eowyn? Last edited by Rikae; 11-02-2006 at 07:23 PM.

11-02-2006, 07:04 PM	#11807
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,507	Due to an awkward hug in which neither participant knew which side of the other's head to hug on... Merry and Pippin accidentally kissed. Pippin: "Uhh...." lapses into shock Merry: "AAAAHHHHH!" __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

11-02-2006, 06:22 PM	#11805
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	From the documentaries... Pippin: "Uh-oh we're going to need the medics, he's got another tiny splinter!"

11-02-2006, 07:12 PM	#11808
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 6,164	New technology's learning curve Once outfitted in splendid new armour, Merry and Pippin were forever stabbing themselves whenever they sneezed and needed to use a kleenex. __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

11-02-2006, 09:21 PM	#11809
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Merry: "Wahhh! I left my pipeweed in Minas Tirith!" Pippin: "It's the end of the world!" __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

11-02-2006, 09:53 PM	#11810
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	MEW!!! (Middle-Earth Wrestling) Merry discovers Pippin's dominant headlock move... Ref: "1...2..."

11-02-2006, 10:13 PM	#11811
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,679	Merry: AHHHHH!!! I'm dying Pip. Everything is going black...all my life is flashing before my eyes...there are so many things I still wanted to do but alas for Merry...I am going going gone.... Pippin: Merry, it's only a splinter. __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

11-02-2006, 10:26 PM	#11812
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Pippin: Help, Gandalf! Merry's started to go into a severe case of pipeweed withdrawl! __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

11-03-2006, 02:11 AM	#11813
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Pippin: Mery, stop screaming! People are looking! You're embarrassing me! OR Merry and Pippin can no longer stand The Witch King's three hour rendition of 'Wheels on the Bus' with all the singing and dancing. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-03-2006, 07:41 AM	#11814
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,096	Merry:WAAAH! What do you mean I'll be LOST? __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

11-04-2006, 10:23 PM	#11815
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Merry: "Waahh! I don't like PJ's version of The Return of the King!" Pippin: "Well, what about the Rankin-Bass cartoon?" Merry: "Waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!" Orc: "Ha, ha ha! Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony! He put a feather in his cap and called it macaroni! Heee, hee, hee!" Samwise: "I'll turn you into macaroni, you Tasmanian Devil Viking wanna-be!" __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

11-04-2006, 10:31 PM	#11816
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,685	Sam's part time job as a pizza delivery boy goes dangerously wrong after he forgets the pepperoni. __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...

11-05-2006, 02:51 AM	#11817
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Budget cuts in Mordor meant that the orc's swords had to be made of cheese. OR Sam: Now look here... ... Mss? Orc: __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-05-2006, 10:35 AM	#11818
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,612	Orc: Now, see here. The rules are quite simple, all I need before I clobber you to death is that you bend your helmet into place, so I can make a decorative notch in my sword with your head. Any questions? Sam: Ah... Wouldn't that just ruin your sword even more? Orc: Pfft It's a dictated tradition, like welfare ever mattered with that aspect... ~ Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

11-05-2006, 10:41 AM	#11819
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,559	Orc: ::::buuuuurrrpppppp:::: Sam: Was that really necessary? __________________ Fenris Penguin

11-05-2006, 02:14 PM	#11820
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,533	Hello Kitty Orc: How do you like my costume? Sam: There's a loose thread...hold still, I'll cut it. HKO: Oh, no, that's alright... I'll manage, thank you...get away from me with that thing, you could hurt somebody!

11-05-2006, 02:34 PM	#11821
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Off screen, Sauron's eye deflates. Orc: Erm... I won't tell if you don't. OR Sam: If you raise your bottom lip high enough, could you poke yourself in the eye? Orc: I don't know. Let's find out! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-05-2006, 03:08 PM	#11822
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 6,164	They came prepared to fight, but it was love at first sight. OR Neither Sam nor the orc was sure which one should lead as they practiced the cha cha on the stairs. OR Sam: "See! I told you. Every time you make a false boast your teeth grow." __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

11-05-2006, 03:29 PM	#11823
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	The Bridgekeeper... Orc: "What....is your favorite color?"

11-05-2006, 03:41 PM	#11824
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,814	Asterix and Obelix somehow find themselves in Middle-earth. __________________ Gordon's alive!

11-05-2006, 07:01 PM	#11825
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,559	Sam: "Grandma?!?! What big teeth you have!" __________________ Fenris Penguin

11-06-2006, 04:48 AM	#11826
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,307	Sam: Is the toilet vacant? Orc: Yep, but I wouldn't go in there just yet. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

11-06-2006, 12:12 PM	#11827
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 587	Another dirty job for Samwise Sam: Here, kitty kitty kitty. This won't hurt a bit. Very fat cat: Oh no! I don't think so, I've seen what you've done to my brothers! Sam: Now come on, just a little pinch and it'll be all over. Very fat cat: No way! holds sword towards Sam You ain't fixing this kitty!! __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

11-07-2006, 02:27 AM	#11829
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,814	Sam: "Xena, you're too long in the tooth for that outfit now." __________________ Gordon's alive!

11-07-2006, 10:40 AM	#11830
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 654	Orc: This had better not be about vacuum cleaners. OR Sam: Okay I wasn't going to ask, but now it's just bothering me... why are you wearing rolls of film for breast plates? You can't seriously have THAT many problems with PJ's version! __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

11-07-2006, 03:23 PM	#11831
Naria Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 501	Sam couldn't help noticing that some of the Orc's blade had been bitten off. He wondered, at that moment, if maybe a pencil would be a better option for a bored Orc to gnaw on. __________________ MONEY Anyone who says it doesn't buy happiness.....is probably broke.

11-08-2006, 01:27 PM	#11833
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,118	Sauron's rabid hamster was a far more effective deterrant than an Orc army. Unfortunately, Sam was rather fond of animals. Sam: Here, Mr Tibbles.... Mr Tibbles: cruuuunch __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

11-08-2006, 03:56 PM	#11834
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,502	Orc: Sorry bit a toll is a toll and a roll is a roll we don't get no tolls we dnt eat no rolls. Wrote that myself. Sam: fascinating... "Robin hood men in tights" __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

11-08-2006, 05:00 PM	#11835
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	Sam hesitates for a moment as he realizes that what he mistook for an Orc with fangs from a distance was actually an Orc crying rivers into his mouth... Orc: "Hey, Number One - I'm a little emotional. And Number Two...I just like the salty taste." Last edited by The Only Real Estel; 11-08-2006 at 10:53 PM.

11-08-2006, 06:22 PM	#11836
HerenIstarion Deadnight Chanter Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,301	Orc: Good morning, sir Sam: Good morning, sir Orc: There is no room enough for two to pass, let me step aside for you, sir! Sam: Oh, no sir, you pass first, give me a pleasure! Orc: Ah, sir, but how can I, please you pass! Sam: I'm indeed honoured, sir, but let me make way for you! Orc: No sir, please, you've been walking all that way up and must be tired, and for me it have been easy walk down the stairs, please you pass! Sam: I see you are indeed a perfect gentleman, but sir, please go first as I see you are carrying some weighty load! Orc: Oh, it's not heavy at all, kind sir, and besides, it's a short walk for me, and I see you've been travelling from afar, do be kind to proceed first... After forty minutes of left-to-right a-dancing and bowing and polite muttering things finally begin to develop: Orc: Arrgh, you crazy woolly-footed animal, why couldn't you just go along! I'll kill you! Sam: Oh yeah? I've asked you to move on hundred times as if it was one, are you dumb or deaf, you oversized horned nutter?! __________________ Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time!

11-09-2006, 05:55 AM	#11837
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,307	Troll-Guard of Jabbawooki the Hot: You can't pass until you give me the password. Halfthing Jedi-knight: You love me and you will let me pass, LET ME PASS........ Troll-Guard: Your Jedi mind tricks won't work on me Luke Warmwater. Luke Warmwater: Ok I.ve been sent to tell you that your overweight mother's spare tyre is flat and she needs you. Troll-Guard: My mother doesn't own a motor vehicle. Luke Warmwater: Who said anything about a vehicle, she's been run over by a steamroller. Troll-Guard running into the distance: Muuuuummmmy. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

11-09-2006, 06:14 AM	#11838
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,096	Orc: Yes, I know, this is Rankin-Bass's idea of mixing goblinmen and hobbits. Sam: Eeww.